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Me :Christmas is almost here !!!! And so is my b-day !!!

(Human}Dipper : [eating pumpkin pie with bill and the others]

Me: heyyy save some for meee!

Bill: [ gives me a small pumpkin pie]

Me : meh I'll take what I can get [ goes to living room and watches naruto]

                   ********************EVERYONE SCREAMING ××××××××××××××××××          
DIPPER: LUNA!!

Me : man.. I forgot to take the party canon out from under the table ......WELP TIME TO RUN!!!

Everyone : get her!!!!

Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH !!!!  [ JUMPS OUT WINDOW] GOD LET ME LIVE !!!!!

Bill : [ gets my leg ]

Me : { face plants } { turns around }

Everyone : [ all around me ] you're a dead fox!!!

Me : plz help me live ......

UNDER AND OUT THE WATEROnde as histórias ganham vida. Descobre agora