Bell: *totally "calm" and not still psychotic torture rampage, the guys are scared shitless and shaking* Questions! And don't mind the guys, they're just full of excitement and joy. Right, gentlemen?
Everyone: *nods out of fear*
@Tf2HoneyBunny: Here you go!! *Hands you two saxxy awards*. They are chocolate in a golden wrapped!! :3
Bell: Shank you~! Next!
@love4music24: ......... um...... maybe can, you n..not k..kill zem? That w..would be great. *cloaks and backs away slowly*
Bell: -sigh- That's the thing.... I can't kill them... But I can horrible torture them! Now they know, don't get me pissed off. Right, guys?
Everyone: *nods out of fear*
Bell: *whispers to love4music24* Here's a lil' secret... Down in the basement... I have my own torture chamber... Oh how much I love the screams of pain and agony.... So, now I get to torture and not kill. Besides, if I "accidentally" killed them, they could just respawn. So they're fine. *looks at guys* Now, gentlemen. Should you ever tick me off or piss me off.
Everyone: *shakes heads really fast* Nononononononono!
Spy: Non!
Medic: Nein!
Scout: No!
Engineer: Nope!
Demoman: Never!
Pyro: Hum! (Naw!)
Heavy: No!
Soldier: NO!
Sniper: No....
Bell: I don't play nice, and I don't plan to. *chuckles darkly* No more Mister Nice Guy. Next question...
@ILOVECOOKIES221B: Can li get a Mistletoe kiiss from medic? *holds out a small box of mistletoe and hands it to Madic and shyly rubs arm*
Medic: *blushes* Uhm... Alvight... One veason iz bekause I am afraid zhat if I vefuse, Bell vould take me back to her torture chamber...
Bell: Oh look, someone's learning already. Oh how fast they can learn.
Medic: -sigh- *holds mistletoe up between him and ILOVE, quickly pecks her lips and looks away blushing giving her back the mistletoe*
Bell: Okay. Next.
mysticfairy16 : ... The Medic fan-girls their everywhere *Gets berried in Medic fan-girl shiz*
Also if you could wish for anything for Christmas what would it be?
Bell: A life.... *cue the "OOOOOHHHHHH"*
Everyone: Agreed.
Bell: Next! *realizing what they actually meant, mumbles* Assholes....
MarkipliersGF : *blushes, pulling out a mistletoe and holding it above Engie and I's heads* I dare Engie to kiss my lips. *blushes furiously, looking away*
Engineer: -sighs- *chuckling to self and cups MarkipliersGF's chin. Places lips on hers*
Bell: -smirks- *eye roll* The Christmas holiday's already kicking in...
Engineer: *pulls away* Well Ah'll be... *blushes slightly*
Bell: Soooooo.... Anymore questions or dares?
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Ask & Dare TF2
HumorYeah. As seen on the cover. Obviously, this is a ask and dare book where you can dare the TF2 crew and ask them questions. So go ahead! Don't be shy! (Do not own any Team Fortress to characters, they belong to Valve)k
