Bell: Questions!
Red_Spy_ : ........ Why was there a BOMB
Bell: I don't know... But it was some sick ass joke.... Next!
mysticfairy16 : *Licks hand and wipes hand on sniper* That's for eating the last cookie bish... -_-
Sniper: *disgusted face* Ew... And let me just say.... Ya snooze ya lose, mate.
Bell: *hits his arm* Don't be rude... Next question.
@TatjanaMirkovic: Medic~!!!!*wraps arms around medics neck and smashes lips on his*what are.you gonna do~?
Medic: *blushes madly* Uhm... Vell... I-
@Newuha123: #dare everyone >:3
Eat as much hot sauce as you can.
And noo :c my medic
*grabs medic arm* >///<
Medic: Vell... Uhm... *looks at me with pleading eyes*
Bell: *shrug* You're on your own buddy.
Medic: *blushes as two girls are clinging to him* Vell I guess I vould um....
Bell: *claps* Alright! Everyone take a hot sauce. *whispers to Medic* I'm saving your ass.
Medic: *smiles nervously but the girls are still clinging to him and drank the hot sauce*
Everyone: *drinks hot sauce*
Scout: *spits out* I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! IT BURNS -cough- -cough- OH GOD!
Spy: MERDE! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!
Demo: BLOODY HELL! I NEED A SCRUMPY!
Soldier: AHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!
Sniper: PISS IT BURNS LIKE HELL!
Medic: MEIN GOTT!
Pyro: HUDDA! HM MURGH MPH! (FUCK! IT BURNS ALOT!)
Heavy: ....Heavy fine.
Engineer: Pretty spicy but still fine.
Bell: *drinks it like a soda* -gulp- Next question.
@love4music24: um..... what are your guys favorite instruments? Sorry for ze s..stupid question
Bell: No! Don't be! It's my job to ask stupid questions! Anyways... Well. I don't really play an instrument but I'm in chorus so I guess my favorite instrument is my voice?
Medic: Mein violin.
Spy: Piano.
Engineer: Mah acoustic guitar.
Scout: Drums.
Demo: My dead grandfather's bag pipes.
Soldier: Trumpet.
Pyro: Murgh mm hm mhm mph hud hudda. (Triangle because it makes a cute sound.)
Sniper: The didgeridoo.
Heavy: Heavy like the Balalaika.
Bell: So yeah. That's pretty much it for right now. Anymore questions or dares?
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Ask & Dare TF2
HumorYeah. As seen on the cover. Obviously, this is a ask and dare book where you can dare the TF2 crew and ask them questions. So go ahead! Don't be shy! (Do not own any Team Fortress to characters, they belong to Valve)k
