Luke: Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
Michael: Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.
Harry: You, me, handcuffs, and whipped cream: interested
Ashton: Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
Liam: Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows
Calum: The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Louis: Wasn't I supposed to eat you somewhere?
A/n: Which one is your favorite? Mines Mikeys
DU LIEST GERADE
Dirty Preferences/ Imganies Request open (One Direction and 5SOS
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