Harry Potter Jokes

Harry's sons names

James Sirius Potter,

I named you after James Potter, my father, who died protecting me. And his bestfriend Sirius Black the closest I ever had to a father figure at a time when I desperately needed one. 

Albus Severus Potter,

I named you after two of Hogwarts greatest headmasters:

Albus Dumbledore, who devoted his life to engineering Voldemort's downfall and Severus Snape, the bravest man I ever knew.

Lily Luna Potter,

I named you after my mother Lily Evans, who died protecting me and in doing so gave me the power to defeat Voldemort and Luna Lovegood I like that chick. We went to a party once.