Remus' Middle Name

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Sirius totally knowing Remus' middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he'll throw in ridiculous names like

"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE'S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"

"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"

"Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin-"

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