Fresh Prince of Hogwarts

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In Godric's hollow

Born (but not raised)

With dead parents was how I spent most of my days

Chillin' out, flyin' 'round and acting so cool

Waving that wand like I was no fool

When a baid, evil dude was up to no good,

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got one little scar and Dumbledore got scared,

He said you're moving with your Aunt Petunia under the stairs.

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