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"Slytherins are evil."

*Aggressively shoves Horace Slughorn towards you*

"Hufflepuffs are just weak-willed pansies."

*Points at Cedric Diggory with a large pionting stick*

"Ravenclaws are just a bunch of snobbish nerds."

*Majestically reminds you of Luna Lovegood*

" Gryffindors are just cocky arrogant bigheads."

*Launches Remus Lupin in your general direction with a catapult*




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