The Book Of Random

RANDOM THINGS TO DO (When You're Really, Really Bored)

33) Get up in the middle of Social Studies and yell "The British are coming!" then run out screaming.
 

34) Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!".
 

35) Call up pizza hut and tell them that you urgently need the number to dominos.
 

36) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
 

37) Go into a very crowded elevator and say, " I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today".
 

38) Go into a public place wearing black clothes and follow people telling them your their shadow.
 

39) Superglue a fake iphone to the ground outside the apple store and watch the mayhem unfold...
 

40) Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
 

41) Put an "Open House" sign in front of a random neighbors house.
 

42) Go to McDonald's and ask for directions to he nearest KFC then go to KFC and ask for a happy meal.
 

43) Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
 

44) Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
 

45) Go into a public bathroom and ask the person next to you if they come here often.
 

46) Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
 

47) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
 

48) Dress like Ronald MacDonald and apply for a job at burgerking.
 

49) Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upstet that they killed him.
 

50) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.

51) Get into a crowed elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you all here today.".
 

52) Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
 

53) Go to mc. donalds and ask for fries without the potatos.
 

54) Go to McDonald's in formal clothing with a date and ask if your reservation is still good.
 

55) Go out in public. then when you see an old guy, go up to him, hug him and shout grandpa your alive.
 

56) Hide in a public place, yell into a microphone THIS IS A NO PANTS ZONE! PLEASE, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!
 

57) Draw a face on a potato name it Joe and throw it at people and yell "joe I told you not to run away".
 

58) When at Walmart run in and find a random person then jump in someones cart saying " ahoy matey!".
 

59) Run round public throwing pieces of string everywhere shouting "I am Spiderman!!".
 

60) Go to a busy public area and act calm, then randomly bark at the nearest person.
 

61) In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
 

62) Knock on a random door and when then answer Shout "I DON'T KNOW YOU!!" and run away screaming!
 

63) Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
 

64) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
 

65) Sit in a tree and when people walk by drop mayo on there heads they will think it was the birds.
 

66) Tape a walkie talkie to your mailbox and when the mailman comes scream into it.
 

67) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
 

68) Tape a walkie talkie to a snowman, when someone walks by, yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
 

69) Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Walmart and buy a cartfull of bananas.
 

70) Put your desk in the elevator and ask people if they have an apointment whenever they come in.
 

71) Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
 

72) Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
 

73) Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no tiolet paper in here!!!"
 

74) Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today.".
 

75) Take one grape to the check out. Say nothing. See how the cashier reacts.