The very short but cute Edward

Epilogue :Roy is a pervert

Ed:
After the weird morning with mustang I called Alphonse. He must have been worried sick about me. I didn't tell I was going over the colonels house. But while I was calling the colonel decided to put me in his lap.
"What're you doing, Roy", I said.
"Brother, what's wrong", al had said.
"Oh it, nah, nothing al", I said while the colonel had put his hand up my shirt.
I could feel myself blushing.
"Al, I'm sorry, about not calling to let you know I would have if I could have".
"Oh, well when are you coming back".
"Oh uh, I guess in few hours, but I'll be, ngh, back", he kept touching me as I talk to Alphonse.
"You're so cute", he whispered in my ear.
"Well I call you later bye al", I said as I hung up.
"Heh, you're cute".
"Shut up let go you perverted bastard, I can't believe you, what if Al would have heard something".
"Well, he already knows that I love you", he said right before he kissed me.
"Hey, you're a pervert, let go, let go".
"No way you're way too cute".
I punched him with my auto mail. He let me go afterwards.
"Honestly, you're a perverted old man".
"I'm 29, I'm not old yet".
"Eh, 29, Jesus Christ, I know I said it before but you're a pedophile".
"Hey, watch that word".
"Hey are my clothes done, I want to get out of these clothes as soon as possible, they're so embarrassing".
"Hmmm, about 15 more minutes until then I guess we could continue with what I was doing to you".
"No".
"But why".
Warning Yaoi ahead:
"Because, it's embarrassing".
I could feel myself blush.
"That's not an excuse".
He grabbed me and started touching me.
"You're really hard", he whispered in my ear.
"S-stop, you pervert".
"Cute, but, you're not going anywhere ".
"Idiot".
I came but then he stuck his fingers up.
"Stop, hah".
"So cute, you know, you seem to be enjoying this huh, Edward, Elric".
"Don't say my full name like that".
He stuck it in, the same feeling and it feels so weird.
"Gah, ngh, ah".
"So cute".
"Stop..calling...me..cute".
I felt my eyes closing.
"I'm tired".
Roy:
He fell asleep.
"Well it worked".
I took it out and took him to the bath.
"Man, he's so light".
I took his auto mail off and placed him in the bath.
"Woah, he is really light with his auto mail. Hmm".
I washed him and he woke up blushing.
"Hey, you, where's my arm and leg".
"I took them off to be you into the tub easier".
"Oh really, I wouldn't have had to take a bath if you didn't do that again".
"Heh".
"Pedophile".
"Hey I'm not a pedophile".
"Are too"?
"I only like you, you idiot".
"Give me my auto mail, it's going to hurt like a mother fucker to put it back on".
I gave it to him. He put his leg and arm on ,while he screamed in pain.
"Are you okay"?
"Yeah I'm fine".
"You're so cute".
"How am I cute you pervert".
"You're little".
He hit me with his auto mail.
"Don't call me little".
I kissed him. When I stopped he was blushing.
"You, when are my clothes going to be done damn it".