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Character Ask Answers

-Dan's Mum: I thought Dan was gay? How does he have kids

-Dan's Dad: I think some weird stuff happened in Lancashire

-Dan: *spits out water*

Lindseys-fandoms: you are gr8

-Both: Thank you!

phanlosers: Hello how are you? Are you aware that your son is an emo loser?

-Dan's Mum: We are very well

-Dan's Dad: we just let the boy do whatever he wants to do, it keeps him happy

amzingdan: Lol your son is gaaaay

-Dan's Mum: Well aware

-Dan's Dad: At least he isn't a douchebag getting girls pregnant

-???: R00d

soundsgoodfeelslarry: U cool

-Dan's Mum: We just want the best for our children

-Dad's Dad: except that kinda failed when Tabitha got pregnant didn't it?

ME

TheTheoryOfAna: Lol marry me pls I am so alone

-Megan: definitely I'm so alone aswell. Also congratulations on being the first question to be asked on each character

kissingafacehugger: What is the meaning of life? 0.0

-Megan: well I'm pretty sure it isn't about holding an ice pack to your neck because you threw a skittle in the air and tried to catch it in your mouth and ended up cracking your neck in the process...idk help me

WeirdAlert: LOVE ME????? im sorry. You don't have to answer this.

-Megan: I'm answering this bc I alREADY DO LOVE YOU

Red-Writer: Would you say you were more like Dan, or more like Phil?

-Megan: I'm definitely Dan, I'm just looking for my Phil ^_^

curl_almighty: can I have a cuddle

-Megan: yiss

summertimephan: why is your profile pic so awesome?

-Megan: maybe it's Maybelline

AventureTime_Phan: How often would you say you have an existential crisis?

-Megan: I had one the other day actually because after wanting to be a midwife for so many years, I watched one episode of UK Border Force and went NOPE I WANNA BE ONE OF THEM. my mum wasn't impressed

Lindseys-fandoms: can I be yiu

-Megan: pretty sure you don't want to be me, I may seem decent online but im so lame that I went to college the other day with black skinny jeans that had red stripes down one leg, walked into class and said "look guys im 2007 pete wentz" no one laughed except my one friend who face planted the desk in shame

Hoodieslover123: How did you learn to write? Do you think the chapters will get longer?

-Megan: I started writing in year 5 bc my teacher thought I was pretty shit so she made me write a story every weekend to show her on the Monday and apparently I got pretty good. But then I failed one of my English GCSEs so Im having to re-take it now D: And I don't know whether the chapters will get longer or not, maybe if I can be bothered

phanasfluck: How are you such a good writer? Btw ily <3

-Megan: You saying im good at English is such a huge compliment because im trying to prove that people with dyslexia are good at that subject bc I was constantly picked on during secondary school about it.

smolspacekid: may I have a hug because ur fav tbh

-Megan: im your fav? like really?

libbyisnotonfire: Will you marry me

-Megan: YES

trashboymike: would u like to learn any language

-Megan: maybe if I had the time, motivation or brain space then yeah

phanlosers: Please adopt me

-Megan: I struggle with looking after myself atm

HeyLittleRickGirl: Who's your favourite author? And when you did the Dan and Phil audio book thing did you get rEALLY creeped out?

-Megan: favourite authors are on chapter 30 part 2 and the audio thing made me smile loads because I had a crap day at college but yeah the closeness to my ears was a little weird

amazingddea: how did you get the passion to write stories xx

-Megan: When I was little, I hated stories. The plot was never good enough for me so I'd write my own so I was satisfied. I miss Chloe the Pirate ;_;

_-_MCR-_-: Do you want to travel? If so where?

-Megan: When I'm older I want to move to New York because I recently visited it and it was awesome

TrustMeImaCookie: Do you like fireflies and pancakes?

-Megan: Weekend pancake report?

lolzor_dan: Y R U SO GOOD AT WRITING IT HURTS MY COLD AND BLACK HEART

-Megan: I THOUGHT IT WAS PRETTY SHIT TBH BUT THANK YOU

amzingdan: How many souls did you sell to satan for your writing skills?

-Megan: seven

lestersfantasy: how are you? :)x

-Megan: I'm good ^_^ x

Thatonegirloflife: Will you marry me?

-Megan: If my grandparents permit it then yes (they're catholic so i'd have to get permission)

soundsgoodfeelslarry: UR COOLIO SCHOOLIO. ALSO WHAT DOES ALEX GASKARTH CALL THE POLICE? THE ALL TIME PO PO

-Megan: THANK YOU FOR THINKING IM COOL WHEN ACTUALLY JUST A FOOT. ALSO IM SO TELLING MY FRIEND THAT JOKE