-Fiona: I can't imagine our lives without Phil or Martyn now
-Mark: Phil's a dad?
smolspacekid: be my main bitches?
-Fiona: if you were Phil you'd be sat in the corner facing the wall for saying such a bad word
-Mark: Your generation concerns me
phanlosers: Thank you for raising a beautiful person
-Fiona: Don't tell Martyn and Phil's parents but I'm sometimes glad that they ran away, I couldn't imagine life without my two sunshines in the house
-Mark: No problem
soundsgoodfeelslarry: Sup fam
-Fiona: Hello dear!
-Mark: I don't know what either of those words mean...
TABITHA'S BABY DADDY
TheTheoryOfAna: Control thy penis
-???: nah I'm good
Big-daddy-number-2: Dear you, first of all, I hope you have intentions of taking care of this child. And second of all, if not, be prepared to catch my hands
-???: I hate kids lmao
PhanananananaBATPHAN: What you playin at
-???: im playing black ops 3 atm
Lindseys-fandoms: yo you better be a good man
-???: nah m8 im aight
phanasfluck: boiiiii wyd
-???: well I'm going to go buy more condoms bc I don't want to get another whiny bitch pregnant
smolspacekid: lmao why
-???: I don't want it dw
multifangoddess: You better take care of your kid
-???: she doesn't even know im the father and I wanna leave it like that
phanlosers: who is u?
-???: you find out soon
slatedstars: dil is this you
-???: who tf is dil what a stupid name
Maisie_A_Fangirl: You better take responsibility! Are you gonna?! Huh?! HUH?!?! Also what are you gonna call the baby?
-???: if i could go back in time and not have sex with Tabitha, I would 100%
amzingdan: why u no pull out???
-???: You don't realise how much i would've if i knew what it would result to
staygoldbaby: where u @ tho
-???: i'm at my house asking a girl over
Thatonegirloflife: TABITHA DESERVES BETTER!!! ARE YOU GONNA GIVER HER BETTER?!
-???: If I'm honest Tabitha is better off knowing it wasn't me
Books_And_Youtube: Did the condom break?
-???: YUp
soundsgoodfeelslarry: If the baby making process you underwent with Tabitha was not 100% consensual I will personally cut off your penis and beat you to death with it
-???: idk if it was or not bc we were both drunk yet i remember it a little and she doesnt
DANS MUM AND DAD
TheTheoryOfAna: Lol hi granny and grandad
JE LEEST
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