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Unknown Voice: Stop right there!
Lord RubRub: And who are you to tell me to not capture this idiot?!
Unknown Voice: I am the very first level of Geometry Dash! *appears*
Electrodynamix v2: Who's that?
Polargeist: Guys! GUYS! It's, it's-
Jumper: Ultimate Destruction!
U.D. : Yep. Destruction's the name, destruction's the game. Now LET HIM GO!
Lord RubRub: HAH! As if. Now, idiot, SURRENDER TO ME!
U.D. : CANNONBALL! *flings himself onto RubRub*
*U.D. and RubRub start wrestling*
Polargeist v2: Now this is weird.
ToE 2: What are we supposed to do?
Vault Keeper: *sneaks up* Troops, ATTACK!
ToE 2: Never mind, forget I asked!
Electrodynamix: *summmons lightning* I'm like the Thor of Geometry Dash!
B.O.T. : *flings a hexagon away* And I'm Jean Grey!
Cycles: But that's X-Men!
Jumper v2: Shut up!
RobTop: Go ahead, levels! I'll get the one-way portal ready...
Deadlocked v2: Just KILL HIM!
Clutterfunk: Isn't that a bit extreme-
Deadlocked v2: He's going to keep coming back and BACK! SO JUST WRANGLE HIM! Or STAB HIM! OR-
D.O. : Sounds like you got a long to-kill list.
Deadlocked: Yeah, we should. At least we'll get the mess of blood and guts cleared up once and for all. *snickers*
B.O.T. v2: Uh...never mind.
H.F. v2: Stop talking over there! We REALLY need help here!
RobTop: OK, got it! Ultimate Destruction, you think you can hold him off?
U.D. : No problem. You know, I practiced self-wrestling when I was all alone, to pass the time....HIYAHHH! *leaps up*
Lord RubRub: Watch where you put your teeth, you idiot! Capture that stupid RobTop!
Vault Keeper: Get him! The one with the silly hair!
RobTop: Excuse me?! *traps soldiers with a bunch of blocks*
Barry: YEAHHHH! Bring on the HOGGG!
(Full name: The Bad as Hog, which is a huge motorcycle)
RobTop: Don't ruin the street! I need to spend money to fix it!
H.F. : We're winning, right?
Cycles v2: I sure hope so!
RobTop: Ok, go get him! *shoots chains out*
Lord RubRub: What is this?! *tied up*
RobTop: Your end! You will no longer threaten Geometry Dash. Now, I need the Edit Object button...
Lord RubRub: *starts shrinking* GAHHHHHHHHH-------
Vault Keeper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
In a flash of light, it is all over.
S.M. : Where's he gone?
C.L.G. v2: There, in the glass bowl. *points to floor*
Polargeist: Oh hey, I always wanted a second goldfish!
G.D. v2: But we still have to fix this carnage!
RobTop: *sighs* There goes my savings. You, Vault Keeper! Return to our side or you become fish food.
Vault Keeper: Can we at least switch up the music?
RobTop: Maybe. Now go back to the Vault.
Vault Keeper: Whatever. *hops back*
Clutterfunk v2: What do we do with the army?
RobTop: They will return to where they should be. *creates portals*
Orange Square General: Listen up, you *unmentionable words*! I will personally *more unmentionable words* you one day! *hops into portal*
Deadlocked and Deadlocked v2: So we're not killing anyone?
Clubstep v2: No.
Deadlocked and Deadlocked v2: Aww.
Electrodynamix: This calls for a PARTAYYYYYYYYY! Steak, anyone?
B.A.B. : But we don't have any stoves around.
Electrodynamix: Wait, when you drop stuff you produce heat. Right, Hex?
H.F. : Yes, technically, but you need to drop it from space to get a typical 8-by-8 inch steak to travel enough distance to produce enough friction to generate enough heat, and then the sub-zero temperatures of the upper atmosphere would freeze the steak right back again - this calls for some highly scientific calculations! *starts punching numbers into a calculator*
(I kinda copied this part from a book.)
xStep v2: Someone throw him into a building.
RobTop: *shouts from afar* Levels, the party can wait! Help me fix this mess up, please!
All 40 levels: But it's your fault!
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FanfictionSo I tried to write a fanfic about GD but it sucked like hell and got deleted by me in the end, and so I present you with this! A corny series of real-life events in the game that will, hopefully, make you chuckle just a little bit. EDIT: Suckish co...
