What if... (Geometry Dash)

An Interview with Stereo Madness

(A/N Yes, I like this series too. Don't judge me. And I'll be lazy and not post a pic :P)

Me: Good afternoon, Stereo Madness! Once again, say hello to all our awesome readers out there.

S.M. : Hello!

Me: Let's get on with it! Tell us about yourself.

S.M. : Hello! I am Stereo Madness and I am the first level of Geometry Dash. My best friend is Back on Track and we usually do a lot of stuff together. I remember when I was just released...

Me: Ok, ok, thank you. Next question - how do you usually spend your free time?

S.M. : Oh, I have a lot of free time. As I said before, I do stuff with Track.

Me: What stuff?

S.M. : Um... can I not tell?

Me: Fine. If you were turned into any animal in the world, what would it be?

S.M. : UNICORNS! YEAAAAA!

Me: ......................... K then. Why unicorns?

S.M. : Unicorns are magical! YEAAAAAAAA!

Me: Yes, I get your message! What is your biggest goal for GD right now?

S.M. : Stereo Madness 2 will be the hardest demon in GD!

Me: You do realize that's not going to happen. 

S.M. : Really? ......Oh. :(

Me: Oh well. 

S.M. : I will file a complaint to RobTop!

Me: What?!

S.M. : Every level deserves equality! If Theory gets a second version, so do I!

Me: I'm in trouble... But no other level has a second version anyway, and you've got loads of v2s online anyways.

S.M. : But none of them will play with me!

Me: .............................................................................. Last question. Do you have anything to say to the GD players out there?

S.M. : Come back and play me often, all of you! I get really lonely sometimes...*sniffing*

Me: Aww. Here, have a cookie.

Polargeist: Hey, author! Can we start now?

Me: What are you doing here?

Polargeist: For the interview!

Me: It's an hour later! And how did you come in here?

Polargeist: I crawled in through the ventilation shaft. Can I have a cookie too?

Me: *sigh* Cut.