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Lord RubRub: Grab them!
*invisible force-things shoot out and grab the 40 levels + RobTop*
Lord RubRub: Now, surrender Geometry Dash to me, or DIE!
C.L.G. v2: *screams* I'm afraid of heights! LET ME GO!
(I strategically picked Can't Let Go for this line)
Lord RubRub: Whatever you say. *releases grip*
C.L.G. v2: *freefalling* NO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT THIS WAY! DON'T LET GO!!!!!
Lord RubRub: *catches C.L.G. v2* You're not going to die yet. So, FOOL! Do you surrender?
RobTop: *shakes head sadly* Levels, I think we may need a true miracle to get out of this one.
C.L.G. v2: *hyerventilating* Just SURRENDER!
Lord RubRub: See? That's a good level. Make your choice in three, two.....................
RobTop: *sighs* Fine, you win. I, Robert Topala, as the creator of Geometry Dash, *deep breath* surren-
*machine gun sounds from afar*
Barry (Jetpack Joyride): Hello from above!
ToE 2: Speaking of miracle!
Lord RubRub: Who is that idiot?! Take him down, levels!
Deleted Levels: *running from machine gun bullets*
Lord RubRub: Do I have to do everything myself?! *fires fireball*
Barry: Two can play at that game. MR CUDDLES!
*a fire-breathing dragon appears*
H.F. : *eyes shining* Can you loan that to me?
Jumper: Now's not the time!
*epic battle commences*
RobTop: Alright, levels, now all of you concentrate on RubRub!
*Concentrating intensifies*
Lord RubRub: Is it just me, or are these fireballs getting too warm?.....GAHHH! HELP, IT BURNS! *lets captives go*
RobTop: You need some ointment for that?
Lord RubRub: SHUT UP, YOU IDIOT! *blasts Barry away* Now, I will deal with you!
39 levels: *freefalling* HELPPPPPPPP!
G.D. v2: I've always wanted to go skydivingggggggg!
RobTop: *catches them with force field*
Barry: Hey Robert, I'll deal with the army. This fight is yours.
RobTop: *nods* Levels, get to safety!
xStep: But-
RobTop: Go! I'll deal with him.
B.P. v2: Come on guys, let's go...
Lord RubRub: Hey Rob, enjoy this moment - it's going to be the last thing you do.
RobTop: If I'm going down, you're coming with me.
Clutterfunk: See, I told you they were good at trash-talking!
Deadlocked and Clubstep: Shut up!
ToE 2: I have a question? Where would be considered 'safe'?!
Polargeist: Good point.
T.M. Then let's FIGHT! WOO-HOO! Hey Vault Keeper, get your secret-coin-loving behind out now!
Vault Keeper: Go away! I am trying to destroy your dimension!
D.O. : Yeah I know, you're busy and all that, bla bla bla, but it's only going to take five minutes!
Vault Keeper: *sighs* This sucks already. Fine, who's going to challenge me?
T.M. : I'll do it. So what do you want to duel with?
Vault Keeper: *thinks* Truth or Dare?
T.M. : Fine! Truth or Dare, Vault Keeper?
(after an epic round of questions)
Vault Keeper: Ha! Can't come up with anything else, can you?
T.M. : Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...........Oh, I got it! Truth or Dare?
Vault Keeper: Truth.
T.M. : Do you have a secret crush on Lord RubRub?
Vault Keeper: .....................No. My turn - Truth or Dare?
T.M. : Um, dare?
Vault Keeper: Fine, lick Deadlocked's horn.
T.M. : But he'll murder me!
Vault Keeper: So you give up?
T.M. : .........Fine, I'll do it! *licks Deadlocked's horn*
Deadlocked: Do NOT ever do that again.
T.M. : *sighs in relief* My turn, Truth or Dare?
Vault Keeper: Truth.
T.M. : Do you have a secret crush on Clubstep v2?
Clubstep v2: What?! Excuse me?!?!?!
Vault Keeper: Um, er, hmmmmmmmmm................*sweating* AHHHH, FINE! You win. What do you want me to do?
T.M. : Great! Withdraw your army.
Vault Keeper: But, but- *sighs* Troops! Retreat!
Hexagon General: Why?
Vault Keeper: Just DO IT!
HG: If you're so sure. *leads hexagons away*
OCG: But I have to *unmentionable words* RobTop!
Vault Keeper: Yes, that can wait! *glares at T.M.* I'll bite you into next week when we meet again.
S.M. : *queasy* What did the square just say?
ToE: Let's....just censor that. Come on, RobTop needs help!
Barry: What's going on down there?!
B.P. : They're leaving for now! Just go get RubRub!
Barry: Yeah, just a sec!
H.F. : I think we're winning!
G.D. v2: Don't jinx it-
Lord RubRub: DIE! *blasts RobTop*
RobTop: *hit by fireball* You - *coughs*
Lord RubRub: I WIN, LOSER! Now, SURRENDER!
RobTop: N-never!
G.D. v2: I told you not to jinx it!
Cycles v2: Shut up! Now what are we going to do?
ESTÁS LEYENDO
What if... (Geometry Dash)
FanfictionSo I tried to write a fanfic about GD but it sucked like hell and got deleted by me in the end, and so I present you with this! A corny series of real-life events in the game that will, hopefully, make you chuckle just a little bit. EDIT: Suckish co...
