Clubstep: *lying on bed* It's vacation, yeah?
Deadlocked: Yeah.
Clubstep: It's the last day, right?
Deadlocked: Mmm.
Clubstep: RobTop's gonna be our teacher in 40 hours, right?
Deadlocked: Correct.
Clubstep: Think we should start on our homework?
Deadlocked: Heh...
*silence*
Two demons: *laugh crazily*
G.D. : *rushes in* Guys! HURRY!
Clubstep: Oh no, we're not doing our homework yet-
G.D. : RUBRUB IS BACK!
Deadlocked: *leaps up* WHAT?! NO WAY!
Clubstep: *turns green* All those memories are coming back to me...
Deadlocked: That was two days ago!
G.D. : No time for talk! Come on, let's go!
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Lord RubRub: Miss me? I'm back, puny brother!
RobTop: I noticed. I thought that dragon killed you?
Lord RubRub: Such an idiot like you would think so. Time to DIE! Armies, attack! For REVENGE! *shoots fireball at RobTop*
Army: CHARGEEEEEEEE! KILL THEM ALL!
Lord RubRub: Bring Clubstep captive back to me!
Vault Keeper: Destroy those buildings!
Hexagons: *fire launchers*
Levels: *hopping about in panic*
H.F. : I'm throwing something together, peeps! Hold them off for a sec -
Lord RubRub: I DON'T THINK SO! *pulls H.F. towards him*
H.F. : No! My wrench!
Lord RubRub: ROBTOP! HAND OVER GEOMETRY DASH, OR PINK-FACE DIES!
H.F. : AY! Who're you calling pink-face?
RobTop: *winks at H.F.* How about option C? *launches himself towards Lord RubRub*
Lord RubRub: *surprised and drops H.F.*
H.F. : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
RobTop: *lands on feet and catches H.F.*
Jumper: That was so cool!
RobTop: I picked up karate in my college years - AHH! *dodges flying sawblade*
Lord RubRub: I come for nothing but victory! You are doomed, idiot!
RobTop: Sorry to disappoint, then!
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Vault Keeper: Left! Right! Above you! Faster!
*army destroying stuff everywhere*
xStep: Guys, we've gotta stop that army of cubes - SQUARES! - and hexagons!
Polargeist: With what, nothing?
RobTop: Levels, you each have a power!
B.P. : That was sudden. Now how do we use it?!
RobTop: Just concentrate on what you want to use it on!
Electrodynamix: POWER, I COMMAND YOU TO HIT THAT GROUP OF HEXAGONS!
H.F. : AY! Did you really have to scream "HEXAGONS!" at the top of your voice?!
*lightning strikes the hexagons, who dissolve into pixels*
B.O.T. : That's so cool! What can I do? *concentrates on a orange square*
*orange square floats in mid-air*
B.O.T. : OMG! Telekinesis? WOOOOOOOOO! *flings square into deleted levels*
Random Level: My doughnut! NO!
B.O.T. : Whoops! I'll get you a new one!
ToE 2: This is NOT the time to be talking about hexagons and doughnuts! We're LOSING!
"Sounds like someone needs some help."
Clutterfunk: *surprised and turns head*
ToE v2: Hey, missed us?
T.M. : What are you doing? You should be seeking cover!
Deadlocked v2: Says the 20 levels who are out here having the time of their lives! We couldn't let you have all the fun.
E.A. : Well, when you put it that way...
C.L.G. : Sure, join in! We do need help.
Lord RubRub: *laughs* More little sheep coming to the slaughterhouse?
D.O. v2: I think you're looking at a crazed, rabid goat with a bad temper instead of a sheep. *pats S.M. v2*
S.M. v2: *offended* Excuse me?!
Polargeist v2: *laughs* Show 'em your madness! *says keywords* They took your teddy bears!
S.M. v2: *very, very angry* How dare they - RARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *pounces towards the army* DIE!
S.M. : *gulps* Oh, jeezers...
B.O.T. v2: Something we discovered a while back!
Lord RubRub: Your pathetic tricks are nothing against me and my ULTIMATE SPELL! *raises staff*
*their surroundings begin to swirl together*
RobTop: *backs off* What is this?
Lord RubRub: Your DOOM! Today, Geometry Dash becomes MINE!
(yes, there is a part 3! what do you think is the spell?)
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FanfictionSo I tried to write a fanfic about GD but it sucked like hell and got deleted by me in the end, and so I present you with this! A corny series of real-life events in the game that will, hopefully, make you chuckle just a little bit. EDIT: Suckish co...
