(Above is Super Hexagon gameplay)
Lord RubRub: *reappears in some other corner of his dimension* I can't believe that idiot RobTop defeated me! But never mind, I will soon become stronger and take over his pathetic realm of Geometry Dash! But first, I need to return to my fortress.
*teleports himself back to the fortress*
Vault Keeper: *head low* We will always remember our mighty Lord RubRub, who was vanquished - *RubRub teleports right in front of him* Ahh!
Lord RubRub: Vanquished?! I'M ALIVE AND WELL, YOU IDIOT!
Deleted Levels: YEAHHHHHH! OUR LORD HAS COME BACK!
Vault Keeper: Apologies, my lord.
Lord RubRub: The time to strike is now! Those idiots, especially that idiot RobTop, will not be expecting us to attack again so quickly. We are like a huge wave that will crash upon them, and there is nothing they can do about it! This time, victory will be OURS!
Levels: *cheering*
Lord RubRub: I sure am good at giving speeches. Any questions?
A level: *raises hand* Our army is very small right now, my lord, what do we do about it?
Lord RubRub: *thinks* Dammit! I wish I could just 'Copy Level' like that idiot RobTop, but I am more innovative than that! We will form an alliance with The Impossible Game AND Super Hexagon!
(haha)
Levels: YEAHHHHHHHHH!
Lord RubRub: They will also want revenge against that idiot RobTop for copying them! With my powers, we will claim their land as ours! Now, let us go! *creates portal* I'm coming for you, you idiot RobTop!
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Orange Cube Soldier: General, there is someone who wishes to see you.
Orange Cube General: Did he report his name?
OCS: He said he would tell you if you met him.
OCG: Interesting...let him in.
*door opens*
Lord RubRub: You have nice quarters, General.
OCG: I suppose that is not what you came to tell me. What have you come for?
Lord RubRub: I suppose you have heard of that idiot RobTop?
OCG: THAT *unmentionable words*! He copied us so hard and because of us he's world-famous! I'd *more unmentionable words* if I ever got my - imaginary - hands on him!!
Lord RubRub: And now, I am giving you a chance to overthrow him!
OCG: Really? Can YOU beat him?
Lord RubRub: *tries hard to convince* Not without you as an ally. If, no, when we capture Geometry Dash, I will satisfy any of your demands as long as it is within my power.
OCG: *considers* I will want that *unmentionable words* RobTop to be subjected to my torture.
Lord RubRub: Very well. Do we have an alliance?
OCG: Yes. My army is at your disposal, ....?
Lord RubRub: My servants know me as Lord RubRub, but you can address me as Rub.
OCG: Very well, Rub. Do inform us if you need my army's assistance.
Lord RubRub: Thank you for your agreement. *leaves with group of deleted levels*
Vault Keeper: Are you really going to hand RobTop over to that orange square, my lord?
Lord RubRub: Yes, I am a man of my word and I have no use for that idiot RobTop.
Vault Keeper: I have much to learn from you, my lord.
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Lord RubRub: *teleports to Super Hexagon realm* Anyone home?
Hexagons: Intruders! Seize them! *rush towards RubRub and gang*
Lord RubRub: Calm down, we're only here for a civil discussion - *traps hexagons in a force field* - but it could get messy if you don't shut up now.
Hexagons: He's a dark lord! He's come to tear us apart and use our bodies for his potions! *panic*
Lord RubRub: I WILL DO THAT IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP!
*silence*
Hexagon General: What is your purpose here?
Lord RubRub: I imagine you know of that idiot RobTop?
HG: Yes, he copied one of our levels for his achievements. (Hexagon Force practice) I've always wanted him to pay up since then, but he never picks up his phone! He makes me want to, um, er...be very angry! I can't think of anything witty.
Lord RubRub: Let me tell you something. We are going to attack that idiot RobTop very soon and when we take control, you can seize all of his money!
(RobTop should be pretty rich, right? I dunno)
HG: Really?
Lord RubRub: Yes! That idiot RobTop should be made to pay for his acts. Fight with me and you will get justice. Do you have an agreement?
HG: Can you let us out first?
Lord RubRub: Fine. *removes force field*
HG: *thinks* Yes, I do think so. HEXAGONS! Get your supercharged concentrated plasma launchers!
*silence*
HG: *sighs* Get your electric spitball cannons!
Hexagon Army: WOOO! JUSTICE!
Lord RubRub: Come! I will gather the other army and together, we will conquer Geometry Dash and that idiot RobTop! *creates portal to The Impossible Game*
*arrives at TIG*
OCG: Is it time, Rub?
Lord RubRub: Yes, it is. We will vanquish that idiot RobTop!
OCG: Army! Gather your weapons! *turns to RobTop* Lead us to Geometry Dash, General Rub.
Lord RubRub: *grins* Yes, general. *creates portal to GD* Tonight, WE DINE IN GEOMETRY DASH!
(BTW guys can you spot the phrase Lord RubRub uses most often? The first reader to state the correct answer in the comment section will get Part 2 dedicated to him/her! It's not that big of a prize but whatever, have fun!)
(clue: it's three words!)
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