Ney: *talking with girl on her softball team*
Ney: I'm starting to like you more and more by the second
Girl: Well it's so hot out here
Ney: It's not hot...
Girl: Yeah it is
Girl: You're like a reptile
Girl: Cold-blooded
Ney: So what am I
Girl: You're a snake
Ney: Well okay then
Girl: And I'm like an old woman
Girl: I'm about to have a heat stroke out here
Ney: It isn't hot Grandma Gladyss
Girl: So I'm Gladyss and you're Snake
Ney: Ya
Gladyss: I'm just gonna pass you in the hallway at fourth period and be like
Gladyss: Yo snake
Ney: And ima be like Eyy Gladyss
--
Ney: *starts to walk to the field*
Gladyss: Snake wait for Gladyss!
Ney: Oh right
Ney: I'm supposed to assist the elderly
Ney: *walks over and links elbow with Gladyss*
Gladyss: Wait a sec
Gladyss: *uses bat as cane*
Ney: We are being very ageist
Gladyss: Yes we are
Gladyss: But I'm about to die of a heat stroke over here
Gladyss: Ima fall on the ground
Ney: And I'll be like
Ney: *jumps and points at the ground*
Ney: WHATRE THOOOOSE
Gladyss: HELP
Gladyss: IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP
Ney: *laughing her ass off*
YOU ARE READING
Ney's Random Book Thing of Randomness
RandomBasically what it sounds like - a contemplation of all the random stuff that happens to me, Ney, a devoted athletic fangirl with ADHD, in my life. Which is actually a lot. Um. Yeah. It's one of those stories.
