Ney: *texting Duma*
Ney: *types actually*
Autocorrect: *actually = crisply*
Ney: *doesn't see it at first and hits send*
Duma: What
Ney: *realises what autocorrect did*
Ney: FUCK.
--
Ney: *on group chat with Fish, Sparkie, and Nic*
Sparkie: *autocorrect makes bookworm into boomworm*
Fish: Boomworm.
Nic: Boobworm.
Sparkie: *is now The Boobworm*
The Boobworm: What.
--
Autocorrect: *decides to work when Ney doesn't want it to*
Ney: FUCK YOU AUTOCORRECT
Autocorrect: *decides not to work when Ney actually misspells something*
Ney: AUTOCORRECT YOU USELESS PIECE OF-
Autocorrect: *decides to work when Ney wants it to*
Ney: Autocorrect you truly are amazing thank you beautiful thing
Autocorrect: *won't autocorrect itself and makes Ney type AUTOCORREVT*
Ney: SERIOUSLY
YOU ARE READING
Ney's Random Book Thing of Randomness
RandomBasically what it sounds like - a contemplation of all the random stuff that happens to me, Ney, a devoted athletic fangirl with ADHD, in my life. Which is actually a lot. Um. Yeah. It's one of those stories.
