Absol is the new stig

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Absol: I did it!
Jeremy Clarkson: GO , BRING DISASTERS TO THE NOT COOL CARS. BLOW THEM UP AND BURN THEM WITH FIRE. PSYCHO CUT THE STUPID ONES AND SUCKER PUNCH THOSE SUCKERS!
Absol: * destroys all not cool cars * done.
Jeremy Clarkson: Thank you! Well done!
Absol: You're welcome, can I join Top Gear?
Jeremy Clarkson: Yes, you can. But don't blow up the cool cars!!!

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