Absol and Top Gear

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Graystar: *turns on tv*
Top gear is on.
Jeremy Clarkson: So, Absol, what car is preferably your favorite.
Absol: Mclaren P1
Graystar: IS THAT WHERE ABSOL IS???
Jeremy Clarkson: Would you like to battle the stig?
Absol: Yes , definitely!
Graystar: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!???
Stig: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Absol: Oh, check your pokiedex, it says im the DISASTER pokemon, I will break your car FOR SURE!
Stig: Oh
Race starts
Stig is so close to winning until absol blows up stig's car
Stig and absol are alive.
Jeremy Clarkson: A bomb fell from the sky to land on stig's car.

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