How to make the sad story happy

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An Electivire was sticking its wires into an absol's body.
Jeremy Clarkson driving a Ford Pinto fell from the sky.
It landed directly on the Electivire's head, creating the biggest explosion Absol has ever seen.
Absol survived .
Absol, looking away from the explosion: Cool Guys don't look at explosions!

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