#4 Grammar

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Well, time to put on my sailor cap and head for the cussing storm.


Grammar. USE IT!

Okay, so when i'm texting and I see people do this:

"OMG Becky did u c what trevor did 2 lucy i kno that if it was me i would b all like nu uh" I don't know what that was about but apparently Trevor did something to Lucy and ANYWAY what the hell??! YOU HAVE A FULL KEYBOARD ON YOUR PHONE! USE IT! WE DON'T USE FLIP PHONES ANYMORE! YOU DON'T HAVE TO ABBREVIATE EVERYTHING SO YOU DON'T SPEND AN HOUR TRYING TO TYPE ONE WORD!! KEYPAD= FUCKING USE THAT SHIT

If I text someone and I use "omg. ttyl. ttfn," etc then 1 of 2 things happened

1: IT'S NOT ME! SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY PHONE!

2: I only have one arm to text with because I did something stupid and it came off

I will use lol or haha or lmfao and if I use those I REALLY DID LAUGH!!

IF YOU TEXT ME THE LETTER K AND WE HAVE ALREADY HAD THE "Don't fucking text me this letter" CONVERSATION THEN BE PREPARED TO HAVE YOUR HEAD REMOVED FROM YOUR BODY AND THE HOLLOW REMAINS MADE INTO A LAMP SHADE!!


.... okay things are getting intense so I think it's best if I go. Join me next time on "I'm pissed off and you need to know why" to see what has gotten under my skin.

PEACE OUT BITCHES!


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