"Sofia, kau nak keluar, kau tak pakai apa apa? Bedak lah sikit muka tu."
"Tak payah la nek, tak ada orang nak tengok."
"Hish kau ni. Nama je perempuan, pemalas! Aku dah tua tua gini pun aku pandai pakai eyeliner. Kalau nak besarkan mata, haa kau pakai lah mascara."
"Uuuu nenek. Nenek pun dah pandai pakai mascara. Bila nak buat YouTube tutorial?"
"Suka hati kau lah. Apa entah kau cakap, tak paham aku."
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My Nenek is a Punk Rocker
HumorCompilation of quotes that I got from my nenek on random events. Original, fresh from her periuk and no filter. She can be sarcastic at times, but believe me, she's a nice person. Don't take her jokes seriously, otherwise she will just say pergi mam...