*salam cipika cipiki (baca: cium pipi kanan cium pipi kiri) nenek*
"Nekkkkkk, selamat hari rayaaa. Maaf lahir bathin nekkkk!"
"Tengok tu, dia dah datang dah. Dah datang dah. Tak betul tau, berapa kali lah kau nak salam aku. Buang tebiat budak ni. Melampau betul."
"Eeeee nenek niii. Ni kan rayaaaa! Nenek nak duit raya tak?"
"Heh, tak ingin aku. Dah la dah la, rimas aku. Panas ni panas. Eh Sofia, amikkan aku coke satu!"
"Amboi nenek, pagi raya terus minum coke."
"Suka hati akulah, tekak aku haus!"
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My Nenek is a Punk Rocker
HumorCompilation of quotes that I got from my nenek on random events. Original, fresh from her periuk and no filter. She can be sarcastic at times, but believe me, she's a nice person. Don't take her jokes seriously, otherwise she will just say pergi mam...
