"Nekk, tengoklah. Pagi ni jerebu dah teruk balik. Bau asap dah masuk rumah."
"Tu lah bodoh punya wak kang wak kang tak habis habis bakar hutan. Aku tengok tv hari tu, lepas bakar apa dia? Tanam gambut? Tanam kelapa sawit? Kepala otak dia tanam cari rezeki."
"Dia cakap macam tu ke nek?"
"Aah la. Macamana nak cari rezeki hah kalau satu dunia dah sumpah seranah asap tebal tak habis habis. Aku geram geram, aku rebus jugak kepala dia."
"Rebus kepala jadi apa nek?"
"Kepala sawit! Hahahahaha."
"Eeeee nenek niii."
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My Nenek is a Punk Rocker
HumorCompilation of quotes that I got from my nenek on random events. Original, fresh from her periuk and no filter. She can be sarcastic at times, but believe me, she's a nice person. Don't take her jokes seriously, otherwise she will just say pergi mam...
