One Direction Preferences

Group Chat (Harry)

Hairold: There was a dad at the show tonight and I know there was and I just couldn't find him.

You: there always is a dad if you think about it. Imagine all those dads you didn't notice.

Lewis: all the ones in the back we can't see

Kneeall: just think about all those dads you let down.

Hairold: you people are mean

Mr. Sing It: I JUST WANT TO FACETIME MY GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT A MESSAGE POPPING UP

Lewis: llama is mad

Kneeall: POUIS is stating the obvious

Hairold: please no

Lewis: I SWEAR THE WHOLE FANDOM IS CALLING ME POUIS NOW JUST CAUSE YOU SHOUTED IT

You: I also tweeted it

Lewis: I hate everyone here

You: that's okay POUIS.

Hairold: I must admit. POUIS is funny.

You: yeah it is hairold

Hairold: WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH MY HAIR

Mr. Sing it- PLEASE STOP

You: I will when you SING IT

Mr. Sing it: -.-

Kneeall: SING IT

You: okay mr 'I can never finish my little things solo

Kneeall: .-.

You: this is fun

Lewis: it kinda is now that I'm not being mocked

You: POUIS, you know they give you the water to drink now to pour it on mr. SING IT

Hairold: okay stop being mean to my friends

You: I will mr WHERE ARE THE FATHERS TONIGHT or IM GONNA SPIT OUT WATER NOW

Hairold: -.-

Kneeall: -.-

Lewis: -.-

Mr. Sing it: -.-

You: :)