What if... (Geometry Dash)

The Levels Attend School

(A/N This is how levels look like in the GD dimension. First, imagine their difficulty icons being 3D. Then, imagine that they have little arms growing at their sides and they move around by hopping. Voila. And this chapter's kinda boring.)

RobTop: Good morning, class.

All 20 levels: Good morning, Mr. Robert.

RobTop: Alright, sit down. Today, we will start with geography-

D.O. : But I want geometry.

RobTop: That will come later. We are going to learn about the Dead Sea, which is located in-

B.O.T. : *raises hand* But sir, who killed it?!?!?!

RobTop: *sigh* Its name comes from its exceptionally high salt content, which causes any fish inside to die instantly. *goes on to explain more*

Clutterfunk: *starts sleeping*

ToE 2: *starts counting secret coins*

RobTop: *explodes* Whoever is not listening shall be locked in BLOODBATH!

(oh shit, just thinking about that demon makes me shiver)

*Clutterfunk awakens, ToE 2 stops counting coins and the other 18 levels gasp.*

RobTop: *clears throat* Thank you. Your geography homework is to list down the benefits of the Dead Sea.

Deadlocked: *muttering* What, you die?

RobTop: I heard that, Deadlocked! No break for a week!

Deadlocked: *groans*

*the bell rings*

RobTop: Alright, we will now start with geometry-

All 20 levels: *cheering*

RobTop: Calm down, levels. Yesterday, we went through the properties of kites and hexagons.

H.F. : *BIG smile on face =D*

RobTop: Now, can anyone tell me the properties of a equilateral hexagon?

H.F. : *hand shoots up* Me! Me! All of its sides are equal, it can be divided into six equilateral triangles, and the second word is in my name!

RobTop: Yes, yes and no. Can somebody else tell me the third one?

Clubstep: Each of its inward angles are 120 degrees.

RobTop: Thank you, Clubstep. Now I will teach you how to calculate the area of a circle...

*drones on*

T.M. : *slumped on table* I don't get how this is related to being a GD level. I'm just waiting for history.

Jumper: Gotta live with it. *shrugs*

*finally, bell rings*

*19 levels leave*

ToE: Hey Lock, you want me to get you some food?

Deadlocked: Nah.

RobTop: Right, Deadlocked...while you're staying in the classroom, your extra assignment will be to complete building an auto level 30 seconds long.

Deadlocked: *gets to work* Ahh, there's no damn green pad!

RobTop: And what would you need that for?

Deadlocked: I'm building an auto version of myself...

RobTop: Well, I'm afraid I won't develop one.

Deadlocked: Fine. *sulks*

ToE 2 v2 (ya know, the Neptune one): *passes the RobTop classroom and sees Deadlocked's focus face* Oh, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeee! *blushes*

(A/N Here I'd like to add that the RobTop levels are male but the 'v2's are female.)

*skip the rest of the day*

Day 2!

S.M. : *enters classroom* Hey, I'm the first...what's that on Lock's table? *takes a closer look and laughs* A love letter?

ToE 2: What're you looking at, Stereo?

S.M. : Come see!

ToE 2: *laughing* A...*gasp* a love letter?!

Deadlocked: *enters classroom* What're you laughing at? Get away from my table.

S.M. : You've got a secret admirer!

Deadlocked: WHAT? *picks up letter* Pfft. I'm going to throw it away. *takes letter and leaves classroom*

ToE 2: A likely story...follow him!

*they run into B.P.*

B.P. : What's with the hurry, Two-Theory? 

ToE 2: *whispers* Lock received a love letter!

B.P. : What? *stifling laughter* Count me in!

*they trail Deadlocked to a corner of the staircase*

Deadlocked: *reading to himself* Dear Deadlocked, I first saw you yesterday and I instantly fell in... *blushes* *cough* with you. You are the cutest *blushes* level I have ever laid eyes on and I hope you will accept me into your life. *cough* Together, I believe we will be able to overcome Silent Clubstep and even Bloodbath! If you would like to see me, come to the corner of the school garden during break. With lots of, um, *cough*, Theory of Everything 2 v2. (add three hearts here) Dammit! But I've got to stay back during break!

ToE 2: *pales* What? Did he just say 'With lots of love, Theory of Everything 2 v2'?

S.M. : Yes, he just did.

B.P. : *starts laughing*

Deadlocked: *turns head* What the hell, you three- OMFG! YOU WILL NOT SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS! *starts chasing*

ToE 2: Run!!!!