17. Minami's Night Out, Return Of The Cavemen, And Home Sweet Home

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(Minami POV)

-Few Minutes Later, Outside The Mall-

FUCK!! This day really sucks!!! I can't believe that I encountered a caveman army, got slapped by fucking NEIL PATRICK HARRIS, and witnessed Taiki's stupidity for a millionth time!!!!! Goddamn it, I wish I could go home right now-

???: "You okay fuckboy??"

Me: "Who the fuck called me a fuckboy- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ok, is it just me, or did I just met the one and only Ted, you know, from the movie, TED, the fucking teddy bear who's best friends with John Bennet, ok, can I at least get some rest?!?!?!

Ted: "Hey, you listenin' or what?"

Me: "The fuck do you want FUCKbear??"

Ted: "You look sick, dude."

Me: "Thanks for worrying..."

Ted: "No prob."

Then John FUCKING Bennet came, and warned us about the worst thing that could have happened. Ever. OF ALL TIME.

John: "Ted we gotta run!!"

Ted: "The fuck happened?!?!?!"

John: "Dude, there's an army of Spanish speaking cavemen marching the highway, it's coming here FAST!!"

Me: "Fuck no, not them again..."

Ted: "You seen them already?"

Me: "I threw up on their fucking cave..."

John: "Oh shit they're here!"

The army marched in the highway, they froze upon seeing me... their weird eyes staring at me, too scared to die, I let out a scream...

(Kēi POV)

-Inside The Mall, Before The Arrival, Still On The Arguement-

Me: "FUCKING HELL MAN WHY WOULD YOU BUY A CHILI DOG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Taiki: "COZ IT ALREADY HAS KETCHUP STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JESUS H. FUCK, WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND A SINGLE THING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

Me: "Coz I'm telling the truth, COCKBITE!!!!!!!!"

Taiki: "You call me a 'Cockbite', EH?!?!?! THIS IS WAR NOW, I SHALL DECLARE WAR, THROUGH ARCADE GAMES!!!!!!!!"

Me: "YOUR ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Several Games Later, In The Arcade-

Taiki: "We should just get over it..."

Me: "I won't let you... and can you please put another goddamn coin, now..."

Before Taiki put another coin, we heard a scream

???: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Next thing we saw: Minami running with John Bennet with fucking Ted because of a, wait a minute, CAVEMAN ARMY?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HOLY SHIT, THIS IS FUCKING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Minami: "Somebody help us, WERE BEING CHASED BY SPANISH (oops censored)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ted: "Holy shit, that's actually the best way to describe them!"

Then Taiki suddenly thought of a stupid idea

Taiki: "Wait, their African??"

Me: "Dude they speak Spanish."

Taiki: "They only know the word 'Rapido', you know..."

Me: "Shut up smartass..."

Well, Taiki decided to steal a kilo of chicken nuggets, coz "(nope, censored) luv nuggets!!!!" Well, either he's really stupid or he's being racist...

Taiki: "HEY (no, just no)!!!!!!!!"

The cavemen looked at Taiki, and stared at the nuggets

Taiki: "THIS COMES FROM CHARITY!!!"

He threw the entire kilo on them, well, their happy, and next thing I knew, they just acted like good old (nuh uh), well, everyone donated clothes, and damn, they look like hipsters-

Minami: "Can we go home???"

Me: "Wait a sec, I gotta narrate this first!!"

Minami: "Shut up, I don't wanna hear it."

Me: "But I need to-

Minami: "Shut up."

Me: "But-

Minami: "SHUT UP..."

Me: "Oh come on-

Suddenly, Minami pulled my ear, then we were heading home...

(Taiki POV)

-Midnight, Still At The Mall-

WHERE THE FUCK IS KĒI?!?!?!?! DAMN IT, HE HASNT NARRATED ABOUT ME YET, HE SAID I CAN LEAVE WHEN HE NARRATES ABOUT ME, WELL, MAYBE HES LYING SO THAT I CANT LEAVE, WELL THEN, ILL GO HOME BY MYSELF THEN-

Mace Windu: "SUPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Me: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

TO BE CONTINUED... (in the right time...)

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