k so I just made this because I was bored and I'm excited for the teen wolf finale tonight omg xD and I know I'm nit as active as I need to be but school is really time consuming and I've just been busy. So I apologize for that, especially my friend reese on here. I promise I'm not ignoring you girl I'm just busy lol but anyways lets get started so I can go take a nap lmao
Me: *grabs Stiles by the shoulders* GET YOUR BEST FRIEND BACK, GET LYDIA BACK, AND STAND UP TO THEO
Stiles: but I'm dating malia and lydia likes parrish...
Me: IDC MAKE SOME SHIT HAPPEN! WE STYDIA SHIPPERS NEED SOME ACTION OKAY?? (comment below if you ship stydia ;))
Me: *grabs parrish by the shoulders* GET AWAY FROM LYDIA AND CONTROL THAT WEIRD DEMON THING INSIDE YIU
Parrish: I can't control it.... *cliche dramatic face* it's a part of me
Me: okay.... *oddly backs away from him & runs to lydia and grabs her by the shoulders* STOP HOEING AROUND WITH PARRISH AND GET STILES BACK
Lydia: but he's with malia...
Me: IDGAF ILL GET RID OF HER JUST GOOO *goes and grabs malia by the shoulders* GET TF AWAY FROM STILES AND GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
Malia: but i love him..
Me: and I love French fries but sometimes I just need a break from them and I think you should do the same so go
Malia: fine...at least I have theo to fall back on :)
Me: HAHA NO NO GO AWAY PLEASE THANKS *accidentally shoves her off cliff before grabbing theo by the shoulders* STOP MAKING ME HATE YOU AND GET TF AWAY FROM MY INNOCENT CHILDREN WHO DID NITHING TO DESERVE WHAT YIURE DOING TO THEM! AND WHEN YOU SLAPPED LYDIA HAHA YIU CROSSED THE LINE PAL SHES A GIRL AND YOU HAD NO REAOSN TO DO THAT SO PLEASE STOP BEFORE I HAVE TO PUT THAT ASS IN CHECK OKAY? OKAY.
Theo: lmao whatever I'm hot and everyone loves a villain so you can't stop me ;)
Me: you might be right about the hot part but I'll still drop kick your ass into next week if you don't stop aND THATS A PROMISE *glaring the deadliest glare you ever saw*
Theo: ....o-ok
Me: good... *grabs hayden by the shoulders* I DONT SHIP YOU AND LIAM AND SO I WNAT YOU GONE AND IT MIGHT BE BECAUSE I LIKE HIM AND IM JEALOUS OR IT MIGHT NIT BE BUT YIU STILL GOTTA GO FAM
Hayden: I'm not going anywhere *sassy hair flip*
Me: ok cool we'll see how far you get without the bite from scott:))))))
Hayden: oh shit...
Me: mwahahahha *grabs liam by the shoulders* DUMP HAYDEN AND DATE ME OR ANY OF THE OTHER LIAM GIRLS OUT THERE AM I RIGHT LADIES???
Liam: no hayden is the only girl I want
Me: the only girl huh? I see how it is Liam ;)))
Liam: wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?
Me: if the shoe fits...
Liam: IM NOT GAY
Me: bi?
Liam: NO I ONKY LIKE GIRLS
Me: hmm okay I believe you....for now
Liam: what do you mean for n-
Me: SILENCE *transforms him into a rock bc yes I'm Harry Potter my secret is out*
Me: *grabs scott by the shoulders* GET YOUR PACK TOGETHER BITCH THIS AINT NO GAME
Scott: I'm done with them, I'm done with all of this, I just wanna get away for a while... *stares off into distance*
Me: dude stop being dramatic and get the pack together
Scott: okay mom geez
Me: YES I AM YOUR MOM AND YOU ARE MY SON AWW GOALS
Scott: ....
Me: don't you .... me! you know what, you're grounded! *turns him into a cactus* AND THATS IT FOR THIS CHAPTER, SEE YOU GUYS NEXT TIME :D
p.s. I'm sorry you had to witness that I'm tired and my brain is weird when I'm tired so you get this haha hope you enjoyed :) ~kayla
