Fernando: And that outa do it. Never mess with a nando, bitch.
(Back to reality)
Fernando:...She...Had the runs?
Husk:...
Vaggie:....
Jayson:....
Alonso:...
Alastor:...
Niffty: Hehehehehehehe
George:...I Think I Should leave
Fernando: Now!! As I was saying. Are you all ready to get your panties rocked off!?
The crowd:.....
George:....don't you mean knock your socks off?
Fernando: No, i mean shut yo booty up!!!
George:...
Fernando: Now. Without further ado! Who's ready to rock!?
The crowd: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Charlie: Before we do... I have an announcement
Fernando: Heh?
[Everyone turned to who was speaking, and apparently it was charlie. She was walking towards stage with her signature can do attitude. She was walking with bravery to the stage. Her shoes make a light thumping sound, which each step she took. By reaching the stage, she stood next to where Fernando was standing, and she reached her arm out to him. Possibly asking for the mic]
Charlie: May I?
Fernando: Oh, well...Of course. Here ya go
Charlie: Thank you
[Charlie took the mic from Fernando, and she tapped it to make sure it was one. She almost dropped it once or twice, but she caught it. And by clearing her throat, she was ready to give her speech]
Charlie: Attention, everyone. Including guests, visitors, and staff
[Everyone turned to her]
Charlie: I'd like to uh...make an announcement before we continue....for the past century heaven has been doing their daily exterminations without mercy. But thanks to the help of all of you. And especially thanks to our three recent guests. We've finally been able to stand up against those exterminators. I'd like to give a toast to everyone here for doing their part in the war... But... Fernando, Davey, jayson. I'd like to thank you three, especially for keeping my hotel in one piece. I'll always keep my doors open for the three of you, and I hope we continue to walk the same path in the future
The crowd:....YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
[The crowd started clapping and cheering as if nicki minaj herself was on stage having a naked oiled up twerk off with ice spice or something...wait...that actually doesn't sound so bad]
Cherri bomb: *clapping* Way to go, mate!
Baxter: *Clapping* Congratulations!
Adam(sinner): *crossed arms* I'm not gonna clap for you weirdos. And FYI, the way you punched lute..Not cool, man
Lucifer: *Clapping* never thought I'd actually be proud of a couple of sinners
[The sound of clapping made Fernando feel nothing, but glee. Excitement even!]
Fernando: That's what I like to hear!! Yo, jayson! Davey! Come up here!!
Jayson: *covered in bruises* I'd rather not.
Davey: *Still with george* Go ahead and sing without us.
Charlie: Oh... Okay. Everybody ready?
The crowd: Fuck yeah!!!
YOU ARE READING
a Fernando introduction
Teen FictionImagine a world, a world where you had a best friend that wasn't the smartest but definitely very interesting...well meet Fernando! A dumb foreign exchange student with a bunch of energy and many many adulterated adventures ahead of him!
satan's epilog(lemon attack🍋)
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