George: Oh yeah...He And I fell out the portal. Appeared at some place called I.M.P. and we ended up working for an emotionally unstable sex addict.
Davey:...I...see
George pointed at alonso, who was looking bored.
Alonso: Oh jeez, I can't believe They invited me here... Davey!!!
By spotting davey, Alonso charged at him. Tho, not pouncing on him. He stopped in front of him
Alonso: Bro! Is that you?!
Davey: Hey, alonso
Alonso: Hey,...Hey?! Bro, we haven't spoken in like 2 weeks, and all you can say is hey?! We've been through some weird shit!!!
George: Correction. He's been through some weird shit. I've been through cool shit
Alonso: Whatever!!...look, we saw what happened on the news. There's no way you all defeated that big bitch
Davey: Oh, we did. Mostly Jayson and Fernando. I didn't do much
Alonso: bullshit, i saw that giant laser!!! Bro, seriously, where'd you get it?
Davey: Huh?..oh from eBay. I found it while i was at voxtek and decided to buy it. Had to use Charlie's credit card for it. But. Worth every cent!!
George: Wow...
Charlie: Davey?
Davey: AAAAAHHH!!!...jesus charlie, you scared me!!
Charlie: Sorry... Who are these fine gentlemen?
Davey: Oh... Well...this is george...and that's alonso, Fernando's older brother
Charlie: Oh.. wait... there's more of them?!
Alonso: What?
Charlie: Oh, uh...nothing...Nothing...ahem...Well...It's nice to meet your friends here
George: Hi
Alonso: Yeah. A pleasure. You got a bar?
Charlie: Oh...uuuh, the bar's over there, uh.
Alonso: Oh, yeah, thanks
[Alonso walked off to head to the bar. That left Davey with george. Charlie wanted to ask davey something, but she didn't know if she should]
Charlie:...Davey?
Davey: Hmmm....Yeah?
Charlie:....Have...Have you seen Fernando -
"ATTENTION ALL OF HELL!!!"
Charlie: Oh no
[By following the voice, Charlie, davey, and george were able to see where it came from... Fernando was on stage...Bro had hickeys on his neck and shoulder....damn he went bananas on the abomination, huh?]
Fernando: Hope you're ready for an awesome performance!!
Vaggie: Wha- Fernando!! What are you doing?!
Fernando: Giving them a final show!!!
Husk: Jesus fuck. What the hell happened to that singer vaggie hired?
Fernando:....
(1 hour ago)
Hatsune miku: Hatsuke miku can't wait for this concert. Time to impress a million fans. Segaaaaaaaa-
Fernando: *Pops out of nowhere and slams a cement block on her*
Hatsune miku: *Passed out*
Fernando: *Ties her up and gags her before placing her in a closet and locking the door*
YOU ARE READING
a Fernando introduction
Teen FictionImagine a world, a world where you had a best friend that wasn't the smartest but definitely very interesting...well meet Fernando! A dumb foreign exchange student with a bunch of energy and many many adulterated adventures ahead of him!
satan's epilog(lemon attack🍋)
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