Imagine a world, a world where you had a best friend that wasn't the smartest but definitely very interesting...well meet Fernando! A dumb foreign exchange student with a bunch of energy and many many adulterated adventures ahead of him!
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[Bro, Lucifer can only hear his daughter's moaning and Vaggie's reluctant groans... I think he'd lowkey rather just start Armageddon again]
George:...Mr. morningstar... we'll get you through this, I swear. You'll be alright
Lucifer: I'm gonna Nuke all latin American countries, screw this
George: Wait, dont...woop, and there he goes
Jayon:...Should we be...watching this?
Cherri bomb: Fucking awesome, dude!!!
Jayson:...Welp, someone seems to enjoy it...But that is just wrong...
Davey: Yeah...I think I need my mommy now...
Jayson:...I need your mommy to, dude....
(And The moral of the story is....Fernando is a dead man...Goodbye, now)
(JK!!)
*the next morning*
*charlie pov*
*I woke up after that harsh ass night. I looked at the clock, and it was 10 am. By looking down next to me, I see vaggie sleeping peacefully next to me... She looked so cute and innocent like this...wait, what was I doing last night?...and why does my groin hurt?....I looked down after lifting the sheets, and I noticed two things. Firstly, I was completely naked...and secondly, I had white liquid dripping out of my vagina....what was I-....oh...That Dumbass*
