BTS RANDOM SCENARIOS

BTS interview with Author-nim

Camera Man: Ready. Start!

Author-nim: Hello everyone!

BTS: Annyeong!

Author-nim: Welcome to BTS Random Scenarios. Do you feel honored to be in this book?

Rap Monster: Well, as the leader, I shall speak for them. We are greatly honored to be here because the people who are currently watching this are showing support to us and to you Author-nim.

Author-nim: I am also honored to be the host of this show. Thank you for that wonderful answer. So, let's get started. I'll only ask one question and all the members should answer that question.

BTS: Ne.

Author-nim: What does your stage name mean? Let's start with J-Hope, Suga, Rap Monster, Jin, Jimin, Jungkook, V.

J-Hope: Hello! I'm your hope! I'm your angel! J-hope imnida. The letter "J" in my stage name means "Joy" while the word "Hope" means hope. If you combine Joy and Hope, your life would be complete.

Jungkook: Wow! I never knew J-hope hyung actually had a brain.

J-hope: Shut up rascal!

Jungkook: Sorry. Hehehe.

Author-nim: I like it. If I were to make a stage name, it would be-

Suga: Nobody cares. Swaeg.

Author-nim: Tch. Okay, let's continue. Suga, you're next.

Suga: Suga stands for Swaeg/universal/girl's/attraction. It basically means that I'm swaeg and that girls around the universe are attracted to me.

Author-nim: So, does that mean I'm not a girl? Because I sure am NOT attracted to you.

Suga: Then you must be lesbian. ┐(´д｀)┌

Author-nim: Why you! *charges at Suga*

Camera Man: Cut! Cut! Cut!

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Author-nim: So...we are back with the interview. Let's PLEASE continue this. Rap Monster, you're up.

Rap Monster: Well, Rap Monster means that I rap and that I'm a monster in bed
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Author-nim: Next! Next! Advertisement please! *covers the camera* Rate the next episode SPG!

Camera Man: Again?! Ughhhh...

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⚠ SPG⚠

Warning: The following content may contain R-RATED scenes or BYUNTAE-RATED jokes that are not for children below 13. Please watch with a parent. Thank you.

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Author-nim: Hello ARMYS around the world. We are back with the interview of BTS. We sincerely apologize for all the cuts and all the-

Jin: Basically, Jin means fabulous and pretty and I'm sure that I'm stating the obvious. #Bornthisway #Pretty #Fabulous. *flying kisses the camera*

Camera Man: Jeez. I need alcohol for my camera now.

Author-nim: I didn't finish my sentence ye- Ugh screw it. Next!

Jimin: The TRUE meaning of Jimin is Jams/Indescribable/Mochi/Irresistible/NeversayIgotnojams. I am very happy to have a beautiful name so I would like to thank my mom for giving me that wonderfu- (RM in the BG, "You got no jams")

Author-nim: Wait. Isn't Jimin a name for girls?

Jimin: No! It's for any gender. How dare you insult the beautiful name of-

Rap Monster: Author-nim please announce the next person please.

Author-nim: Ah ye. We have Kookie next.

Jungkook: Jungkook doesn't stand for anything except, "Peasants! I am golden! Golden I tell ya! Golden! Bow down to me!"

Jin: My baby has finally grown *cries tears of joy* His first word was "Peasants" *continues to cry tears of joy*

Jungkook: Wtf mom?

Author-nim: This interview is one of the weirdest interviews I've had my whole life. Anyways, V you're next!

~Silence~

Author-nim: Why isn't V answering? Where is he?

[Meanwhile V in another world]

V: I have escaped! Hehehehe. Now no one can know what V stands for.

Baekhyun: Oh! V! What are you doing here? You're finally visiting you mom now?

V: Yeah... kinda... Eomma, what will happen if the humans will know what my name stands for?

Baekhyun: They will use you. They will torture you. So never, ever, ever tell anyone what V stands for.

V: Neh.

[Back to the interview]

Author-nim: I guess we have to end the interview now. I can't see V anywhere.

BTS: He's FINALLY gone!

Author-nim: Uhh okay? So ARMYs out there! Thank you for watching the interview. Oh and by the way, if you see V, please immediately contact me. Good night!

*Lights Turn Off* *everyone leaves*

[Back to V]

V: I don't want to go back to Earth. It's weird there.

Baekhyun: Don't give up. Fight till' the end.
Now go back to Earth.

V: Okay. Stay safe mom!

Baekhyun: Okay. You too!

*V teleports back to earth to the place where they had the interview*

V: Hello? Why is it so dark? Is anyone here? Helloooooo?????