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Meet Me in Tipiskaw

Trevor: Welcome to Disventure Camp!

Derek: The place where anything can happen, even if it's most likely not good.

Trevor: We are miles away from civilization, surrounded by an unexplored forest.

Derek: This won't be a walk in the park. We are talking about a forest with wild animals, torrential rains, and extreme heat waves. Let's hope that the participants are prepared for the worst, because that's exactly what awaits them.

Trevor: Admittedly it's not paradise... but don't worry, our competitors are in good hands. I'm Trevor McGregor, and this is my hosting partner, Derek Johnson.

Derek: We will do our best to make sure that all of our competitors have the worst experience possible.

Trevor: What Derek is tying to say is... On this show, nothing will be easy! Each week, our campers will have to overcome challenges and eliminations where they will face the judgment of their teammates.

Derek: And this is just the beginning!

Trevor: So, if you are ready to see a bunch of strangers fight for a million dollars...

Derek: Or, you just enjoy watching others suffer... Don't miss... Disventure Camp!

Jensen: We're here! Everyone off!

Trevor: And they've finally arrived! Please welcome... Will, Ashley, Alec, Lill, Ellie and Gabby. You guys will be the Purple Team.

(Confessional: Start)

Lill: I'm Lill! National Girl Scout Troop Leader. I'm going to win that million dollars, and I'm going to do it for my girls. I'll do whatever it takes.

(Confessional end)

Derek: Next up... Dan, Grett, Tom, Jake, Drew, Fiore, and Miriam. You will be the Teal Team.

(Confessional: Start)

Grett: You're currently looking at the future winner of this season. Name's Grett. I know perfectly well how to play with the minds of these losers... I once won a beauty pageant because the other contestants got 'mysteriously sick'. That million dollars is as good as mine!

(Confessional: End)

Trevor: Welcome people! Are you ready for a once-in-a-lifetime adventure?

Derek: I always love your enthusiasm, Trevor. But let's be clear, they're going to need a lot more than enthusiasm to survive here.

Trevor: Oh, don't listen to Derek! (pushes Derek) He's just in a bad mood because he forgot his coffee in the morning. *giggles* This place is amazing and I'm sure everyone will have an unforgettable experience.

Will: Great! I call top bunk!

Gabby: Hopefully we get the cabin near the lake.

Derek: (gets up) Oh, I forgot to mention, there are no cabins! In fact, all there is is a vast forest.

Miriam: What the, who now?

Jake: And where are we going to sleep?

Grett: Why didn't you tell us this before we came here?

Derek: For the next few weeks, your only supplies will be a tent, a machete, and a pot. You will not have cabins, food, or any supplies. You'll be looking out for yourselves.