Before Amelia Watson finally going out to the spotlight as the Detective of Time and an idol.. Before Hoshinova descended and assumed herself as 'Moona' Hoshinova, before The Phoenix itself.. Stops, and just decided to be Kiara, an idol that also sells fried chicken as it's store owner, before Fauna decided to stop being passive as 'Mother Nature' and 'Earth' only...
Before VShojo.
Before Nijisanji.
Before the entire Hololive and Holostars.
Before there was Kizuna Ai.
There was Y/N Kuromiya. The God of Desire. The Professor of Chalk (Because he will shot your head with it if you do tomfoolery while he lectures). The first Man that survived being zapped by Jacob's Ladder.
Many says.. That his tail furs carried divine bandwidth — And that he's immortal because of it, that's why he's often survived many supposed death-flags (Like that jacob ladder). The running gag and rumors of YouTube then.. The earliest tin-foil conspiracy, the proto-CREEPYPASTA of old days.. Though it was known more as Internet horror: That YouTube was created by Y/N.. BECAUSE HE'S FROM BEYOND FUTU—
But.. Ever since his recruitment to Holostar by Yagoo himself in 2019, personally, as an... Unusual solo only; No genmates, no album, no debut, just.. Suddenly there and was officially announced surprisingly to public. (And yet still, no music at all?). He hasn't since released a video for lecturing or any of his experiment videos.
Until one day... Since years of inactivity.
No fanfare. No debut. No affiliation.
Just the silent drop of a VOD, titled:
{The Inverse Stupidity Principle & Why I’m Going To Scream.}
It began as a calm, serene hot spring stream—crackling bamboo, tranquil waterfall, mist rising against an amber sunset.
Then came the voice: rich, sharp, and dangerously smooth.
And then came the rage.
"TERRENCE HOWARD. SAID. ONE TIMES ONE IS TWO."
[The screen shakes. A tea cup explodes against a wall.]
"How can we accept Terryology—the casual, sterilized belief that logic is relative—without vomit?" he roared mid-rant. His voice echoed through the steamy cavern of his studio.
"Did Terrence invent mathematics? Or did he just steal centuries of deductive genius and serve it in a cheap fast-eyed soundbite?!"
He slammed his fist into his launchpad.
"Do you understand the epistemology here? The chain of proof? No? Good. Nobody does anymore. That’s the problem."
He paced in front of the nicked camera.
"I—the divine code-breaker, the warped numerator of reality—I remember that numbers aren’t gossip, they’re cosmic constants! They don’t shift according to mood or virality!"
Steam pumed off the lens as he advanced.
"Terryology feeds on laziness! It convicts your mind to apathy. I am not here to coddle your ignorance with TikTok’ified theorems. I am here to rip them out—by the root!"
He hissed the word like an invocation.
"Because if a fox-god can’t scare you into thinking, then what is even the point of divine intervention?!"
"I AM LOSING I.Q. POINTS BY THE SECOND. I CAN FEEL MY BRAIN VIBRATING. IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO WITNESS INTELLECTUAL BANKRUPTCY?"
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A Geats'une's Lazy Days
FanfictionA fox's lazy days with his wives Credit goes to - @/大柴健 on Pixiv
If there's Truth, there's Reason - Ego of White
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