Harry Potter... The most stuck up little brat in the entire school of Hogwarts.
Chosen one this chosen one that! Just shut the hell up already! Who gives a flying rat's ass!
"(Y/N)! Snap out of it! Harry's here and he's..."
Blah blah blah! All you care about is that stupid potter! Oh he's so cute! Oh he's so skilled! Oh if I were his girlfriend I would touch his muscles all day! Shut up! He looks like a stupid wimpy brat that has the fame getting to his fat ass head!
My thoughts were interrupted bye a hard smack to the back of my head... God dammit (f/n)!
"What would that be for?!" I yelled at (f/n).
"Someone wants to talk to you alone!" She says. <insert eyebrow wiggle from your friend here>
I look up. Of coarse it's him. Why wouldn't it be?!
I walk out into the hallway.
"What would you like this time malfoy?"
"I want your help. You see we both despise potter so I was hoping you could help me.. hurt him, in a sense. Since you are in the same house as him it would be easier."
"And if I do help you Malfoy what do I get in return?"
"I knew would ask that so I say in return you get the enjoyment of potters pain."
" listen I wasn't going to help in the first place. I was considering it, but the return gift is so simple minded like what I thought you would say. Major turn off to the job. And plus even though I despise potter I don't hurt people for enjoyment." I say and turn away.
As I continue walking I run into the twins.
" sorry not sorry " I say and push past only to be carried away.
"What the hell put me down!"
"Nope." The say in unison.
"Why not?"
"Cause."
"Cause why. "
That's where they put me down and walk away.
" what the hell why the stair case?" I turn around.
"Oh they took me to the common room."
I say the password and walk in.
"Good they brought you here."
"Oh good it's Potter." I say my voice dripping with sarcasm.
"What the fuck did I do?! Honestly! I'll I do is be nice to you and all I get is hatred. Tell me (Y/N) what did I do?!" He yells.
"Nice to me? Are you fucking kidding? I must have a fucking doppelgänger! All you do is glare at me and push past me. Now why the fuck did you want me here?"
"To.. Apologize first of all. I didn't mean to be that way."
"Of course you didn't you don't wanna ruin you're perfect reputation!" I say crossing my arms and turning away heading for the door.
"Please wait! I'm not done!"
"Of course.." I mumble.
"What now!" I yell.
"I have to ask you something..."
"Shoot." I say not caring.
"Do you have a crush on malfoy?"
Do I have a crush on malfoy??!! Are you fucking kidding me?! I thought while pretending to throw up.
"Oh gods no! The only person in the world who has a crush on malfoy is malfoy!"
"That's a no then.."
"No it's a yes.." I say sarcastically and roll my eyes.
"Is this all? Because you kinda cut me halfway through potions and I had just got on good terms with snake face."
He chuckles. Wtf does he find funny!
"Ok fine I'm going to ask you two things.. One can you help me with my homework and two will you go to hogsmade with me?"
Seriously? He wait to tell me this til after classes? God damn these 'popular' people. Think they can do what ever they want.
"Fine I'll help you with your homework but no to hogsmade."
"What! Why no?!"
I turn and walk to the common room exit. "Because I don't want to go with you duh!" I feel him grab my wrist before I could leave. He turns me around and is inches from my face. Damn potter. Thinks I want to go with him. And the fact that he thinks this will work! I release myself from his grasp and back away. "Also because I am going to ask someone else to go with me. I'm not wasting a day with a stuck up popular kid. Why don't you go ask ANY other girl I'm sure they are dying just waiting to see if you'll ask them. I suggest asking (F/N) she'll say yes in a heart beat. Now good bye." I say and finally leave. Well, that was ten minutes of precious time wasted. Now where is (crushes name)?
To be continued....
