Marriage || Taekook

-^-^-《Part 23》-^-^-

Everyone broke into fits of laughter, and Hobi let out a long, exaggerated sigh before standing up with Oscar-worthy despair.

“This is emotional damage,” he said solemnly, trudging out toward the door.

Through the window, the entire group watched as Hoseok knelt dramatically in front of the tomato plants.

“I loved you! I watered you! I even protected you from snails! And THIS is how you treat me?” he wailed, shaking the watering can in mock betrayal.

Yoongi was literally wheezing, Jin was crying from laughter, and even Jungkook, who had been giving Taehyung the cold shoulder, let out a choked laugh.

Jimin clapped proudly. “That’s our Hobi hyung! "

When Hobi came back in, he threw himself onto a floor cushion like a heartbroken K-drama lead. “They never deserved my love…”

Once Hobi’s heartbreak saga came to a tragic end (with a dramatic sigh and a glass of water), the bottle was spun again—this time by Hobi, who was still under the tomato plant incident.

The bottle twirled and spun, passing over everyone’s hopeful or fearful faces… and then it stopped.

“Yoonji-ah!” Jin sang, instantly excited. “Finally! Let’s see what the queen gets!”

Yoonji raised an eyebrow and flipped her hair confidently. “Bring it on. I fear no one.”

“Oh really?” Jungkook smirked, finally speaking up after being silent through most of the game. “Well, since it landed on you, and I’m sitting opposite… the dare’s mine to give.”

Yoonji smirked right back. “Give me your best shot, bunny.”

Everyone leaned in, sensing the tension and excitement in the air.

Jungkook tilted his head innocently before dropping the bomb.

“Your dare is… to sing and dance to Gee by Girls’ Generation. But—” he grinned wider, “you have to do it while acting like Namjoon hyung.”

The living room exploded in laughter.

“Wait—what?! That’s sabotage!” Namjoon protested, his dimples showing despite himself.

“Challenge accepted,” Yoonji said, already rolling her shoulders and walking to the center like she was preparing for a concert.

What followed was possibly the most chaotic, hilarious performance in family gathering history—Yoonji dancing to Gee, complete with exaggerated deep voice, philosophical expressions, and overly thoughtful twirls… exactly like Namjoon would do if he ever attempted aegyo choreography.

Jin literally fell over laughing, Hobi was in tears, and Yoongi muttered, “I’m scarred for life.”

Even Taehyung elbowed Jungkook lightly and whispered, “That was evil.”

But Jungkook? He just smirked proudly and muttered, “Worth it.”

Once the laughter finally died down from Yoonji’s iconic performance, Jin wiped a tear from his eye. “Okay, okay! Let’s keep this going before someone passes out laughing.”

Yoonji spun the bottle, and it twirled with full drama before slowly... very slowly... landing right on Namjoon.

The room broke into low chuckles.

“Kim Namjoon-ssi, looks like the spotlight is finally yours,” Yoongi smirked.

Namjoon adjusted his glasses and gave his signature nervous chuckle. “Please be kind,” he said, looking directly at Taehyung.