PSYCHO RAVENS FAN'S BETTING GONE WRONG!

I: PSYCHO RAVENS FAN'S BETTING GONE WRONG!

 Author's Note: This story, along with Part II, Part III, and Part IV, is fictional and should be seen for entertainment purposes only. It does not reflect or represent any of the characters in this story or series. Also, consider this your warning in advance: do not read this story or series if you're under the age of 18. 

Saturday, January 16, 2021

At the Phoenix in the Fire headquarters, GBALTZ, Brent Wright, C.J. Biggs, and Dylan Deville were all sitting around the table getting ready to place wagers on today's NFL Divisional Round games.

Dylan Deville

Just to let everyone know, I am not betting on any games, especially the Ravens-Bills and Packers-Rams games, because I don't want to get into a war with Brent and GBALTZ, and also because I don't watch sports.

C.J.Biggs

Oh, don't be a wussy! I am taking the Bills and the over, and I don't care what Brent thinks. I am all about that, BIG TRUSS!

GBALTZ bursts out laughing as he watches C.J. raise his arms up and make the infamous Mark Ingram's Big Truss pose. He then offers a fist bump to C.J. to show his approval for C.J. having the guts to pick against Brent's Ravens in front of Brent, but he gets denied.

C.J.Biggs

I don't know why you're laughing. It's not like I'm picking the Packers to win either.

GBALTZ frowned.

GBALTZ

Why not?

C.J.Biggs didn't say why he wasn't picking the Packers as he began getting up and heading down the hallway and into a room. After a couple of minutes, he returned wearing a Rams jersey and a hat, making a Rams hand symbol above his head.

C.J.Biggs

I'm taking my hometown team and the under! Aaron Donald and the Rams defense are going to wreak havoc on the opposing offensive line and put pressure on Mr. Discount Double-Check.

GBALTZ

Aww, man. Why do you have to be such a hater?

C.J. smiled slightly before chugging down two tallboys in a row. Meanwhile, GBALTZ tilted his head down as he began walking away but was soon joined by Brent, who got up from his seat while bursting out laughing. As they walked, Brent grabbed GBALTZ's shoulder from behind.

GBALTZ

Huh?

Brent didn't say a word and shoved GBALTZ down onto a bag of dog food, causing the bag to split open and bits of food to spill out from underneath GBALTZ. Brent was doubled over in laughter.

Brent

Dude, you shit yourself again!

GBALTZ

Karma bit me in the ass.

JakeTheSnake3

At least you didn't get a massive headache from Mr. Hollywood.

Just like that, GBALTZ, along with C.J. and Brent, slowly tilted their heads towards the doorway where they saw Jake standing. He was rubbing his forehead, experiencing a migraine from C.J. speaking too loudly. In his other hand, he held a teddy bear with a navy blue shirt. The front of the shirt was not visible as Jake was holding the bear in a way that obscured it.

Brent

Can I ask why you have a teddy bear?

GBALTZ and C.J. contorted their brows as they gave Brent a dirty look, not knowing what he was talking about. However, they then shifted their gaze down to Jake's left hand, where he was clutching a teddy bear to the side.