It's been a long since we met,
Without wasting any time let get into the story,
Now a days this song stuck in my head, hope you'll will enjoy.
Eve's POV,
Today is the day I get to see the face of my scammer who has the guts to call me and demand for 100 billion without knowing my bank balance which 1000 dollars and nothing.
Yeah, I'm shopaholic and I like to buy the new edition shoes that entered in the market that costs more than my salary and that 1000 dollars in my bank account is my pocket money from my beloved aunt who God have sent for me to pay the gas bills otherwise I've to walk up and down to reach my office knowing my mother who is conservative spender.
I reached the location, the scammer has texted me and letting that dumbass know if any uncertain things happen, fingers crossed👀.
I stayed in my car studying the surroundings to plan my escape route, as dumbass promised to arrange money. That's when I heard the car tire's screeching sound started when two men pulled out their guns from windows started raining bullets towards me, for a second I didn't understand what should I do like paralyzed stood there seeing bullets fly over, besides me thinking that I scrappy training they got received.
I was yelling at them," Who gave you this kind of scrappy training, when you can't shoot a standing target assholes."
"Lady, watch your mouth, someone ordered us to scare away not to kill you otherwise you've been dead for 1,2,..... hmm let's say 10 minutes".
What?
What? What Lady?
Do you even know me?
"Yeah, you're a woman with two legs, eyes and ears and teeth I can't count that, if you want all details I can go on".
While I was immersed in the conversation, I heard a bullet passing which got stuck in the hands of the man who throwed his gun from his hands.
I looked back to see the person in order to thank for saving my life, who would've guessed that is none other than Mr. Dumbass.
He quickly rushed to them and said, " I said to scare her away not to kill her, why did you use guns when I told you assholes not to do it".
I scoffed, What the damn hell, Jamie?
Do you think, this is joke, why everyone was so hellbound to make my life hell and complicated, assholes?
"Calm down Eve, I did this to tease you not to kill you", he replied with a chuckle that escaped in between the words.
Are you even serious how can you laugh, I've been dead.
"Oh, no you don't I'll definitely make sure that because you're my Aladdin and I'm your Genie, one thing we are stuck in this life until one leaves the earth."
What the hell, asshole? what does this mean anything? and what is this bullshit you're my genie and Aladdin? Did any mad dog bite you on the way here let me check while grabbing his hand to check for bite marks, there is none.
Do you want me take to a mental asylum? tell me I don't tell anyone, pinky promise I said holding my pinkie on his face.
"That one should be you and that mental asylum will be my house, Oh, scratch that our house".
Why does my phone keeps bugging me?
I took my phone went far away to take the call in peace, Jamie's stare became very intense and it is giving me chills and awaking a feeling that I'm unaware.
My boss is calling me because of the report I've sent before coming here, I quickly picked up call to quickly end it as I ain't in right mind to deal with this mess.
Yes, Mam.
Ms. Eve you said you're single, but your passport saying otherwise it shows that you're married.
When did I get married without knowing
Mam, I'm not in a position to get married.
But,
Hello,
Hello,
Mam, the reception is bad. I'll call you later.
When I reached to where I was before, the man who want to kill (scare) me left and only Jamie was standing there with his hands crossed.
I don't want to deal with his shitty attitude right now for that I need to have a calm mind and call back my boss, how come I was married without me knowing.
When I was about to grab the car door, a hand snaked my waist and pulled towards a hard chest me facing him face to face.
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HumorJust trying to write a non cliche story and a story I want to read but couldn't find.
