Even though I'm a financial analyst I don't know how many zeros will be there in 100 billion dollars. The asshole who called either doesn't know my father or me, otherwise he wouldn't have called me.
I don't have enough courage to tell my father about this right now. So, I called that dumbass to help me.
Thank Goodness, that he'll take care of the money and little problem. When this all settles, I'll definitely buy a cup of coffee for him. Today there are two important meetings that decides the future of Everly Harper. With that thought in my head I woke up deliberately from my bed which is calling me hug her for warmth, but I can't do that right now.
Open the bathroom door, check.
grab a toothbrush, avoid shaving cream or any other cream and put toothpaste on it, check.
Go to where human dispose the waste after digestion and lift it and sit, check.
Rub the toothbrush, up two times, down two times and all round two times, check.
Before getting up, kindly use the toilet paper to wipe ass and flush it, check.
I decided to take a long shower to wash away all the negativity from my life but that isn't possible when I'm moving around with a ticking time bomb, my phone which is crying, for me to pick up who is none other than my asshole and dumbass boyfriend of my boss.
I don't care even if I go to jail but I'll kill that asshole who is ruining my peaceful shower and me time with myself.
I don't want to pick up that call and ruin my mood than it already is. So, I'm gonna get ready for the meeting about diversification project which is connected to my project and funds allotment. I have to prepare a ppt for my team and investors and proofread twice if there are any mistakes I'll be beheaded by that dumbass in my office you know who.
Even though my father is renowned mafia don in states, but the people doesn't know his last name for his family's safety that's why only close friends who are related to us through business or family knew and I don't have even a slight bit of interest to publicizing me as the mafia princess.
I know life isn't a bed full of roses, to reach a rose I need to go through some thorns in life. From what I learnt and believe is I'm sole reason for my happiness and no can drag me down unless I give them a chance and that chance I ain't willing to give to anyone.
"Stop eating like dinosaur and eat like a normal human being, no one is going to rob your food from you sneaky, I'll definitely your food stays in your food until you finish it." Stop joking mom, I'm in a bit of hurry, I have a meeting to attend within a half an hour.
I quickly gabbed my laptop bag, while chewing a mouthful of spaghetti, I sauntered my way to my mom to kiss her with the sauce around my mouth which she is going to hate.
"Sneaky, you definitely didn't do that."
"Yes Mom, I definitely did that, Love you Mom"
While wiping the spaghetti sauce from her face she said I love you more, Sneaky.
I waved her off and hoped into my SUV to reach the destination where the devil is waiting to fry me with his stupid questions and tantrums.
With a heavy sigh I wiped my spaghetti sauce face while looking at the face mirror not intending to scare anyone on the road especially myself.
I drove my car without getting any tickets from traffic popo and safely reached the destination. I'm not exaggerating but it kinda looks like a hellhole with a blackhole inside it.
When I entered, I was gladly greeted by my fellow colleagues and teammates and investors except that one person you know who. After giving the presentation everyone stood up except one and applauded that how did I come up a good solution in such a short time. 😎
I'm 1000% sure that asshole isn't gonna agree even though it is good and best plan which he failed to come up with.
"How do you get all the funds when the investor rejected your proposal, Ms. Harper?"
There it comes, the annoying voice,
I only told them that my proposal got rejected but I forgot to inform them that I secured an investment from another investor who is my father.
"I secured an investment, and he is willing to spend without any limit if it gives fruitful results, Mr. Asshole Oh sorry Mr. John."
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HumorJust trying to write a non cliche story and a story I want to read but couldn't find.
