UNEXPECTED VARIABLE

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Eve's,

I woke up to noise that banging my head is nothing but the severe headache why? because when I reached to my room, I found a bottle which my father gave me to hide from my mom so that he can sneak and drink which I've emptied last night, for which I have to take definitely a headache pill which I don't recommend anyone to take but to clear the mess I've created yesterday.

The truth I've discovered yesterday, planning in not important unless God in on your side because not even one thing has gone according to my plan which resulted everything in a shitty shit mess.

When I was about to enter bathroom to brush my teeth and for a quick shower, I heard a noise calling me from my phone asking me to come and pick it up, as you'll know nothing comes between me and my bathroom.

I patiently ignored the phone and person who is calling and went to do my business and close the deal in the bathroom.

I didn't realize that I've this much of patience that exists in my body up until my mom came up with the annoying questions which I want to ignore till death do part. When I stood up and sauntered to living room from dining table move away from her and to have a breath of air.

But whom I kidding this is my mom unless I don't spill the answers for her questions, she's gonna fry me with her questions. So, it's better to answer her even though they're fake.

Mom, I'll answer five questions because my head is revolving like earth around sun,

Here comes the first question,

"How is he?" 

He has two legs, eyes, ears, hands and one nose, mouth, and probably a dick which I'm unable to see if that's what you're worried about.

The next,

"Did he like you?" 

No, mom he already has a girlfriend, and she is pregnant.

Here comes the third,

"Then why did he come to meet you for blind date?"

Are you truly asking me? your highness. of course he is also forced by his parents. He said, he is not going to abandon his girlfriend and child.

"Did you like him?"

Why are you asking that question when you already know the answer.

Here comes the last question and my mom will be out of my hair. I can take a pill and sleep until tomorrow.

"Are you willing to marry him?"

Tell me you're kidding because if this is serious then I'm gonna change my mother and go back to Bali or Himalayas to become a saint.

I know you don't want to marry him or anyone until you that one person who makes your heart flutter and butterflies in stomach. so, I'm gonna stop pestering you I'll leave you and your father to deal and I'll neither intervene nor provide any suggestion to you or your father it's up to both of you.

I took a headache pill and laid on my bed, when I was entering into my peaceful slumber, there the annoying device in my life calling me. I rolled over to my bed stand to grab that annoying device and whole heartedly decided which curse words should I mutter to the other person who put an oath to disturb my slumber.

Hello, Who is this don't you have anything better to do other than calling me. not checking the caller Id.

"Oh! Honey, I'm doing the best job in the world, that is to annoy to your death."

One, I ain't your honey,

Second, Do I know you?

"Oh Darling! you definitely know me and I'm your favorite person whole wide world." 

stop calling me with names you narcissist if you want to talk, tell me why you called otherwise I'll hang up.

"Transfer 100 billion dollars right now to my account, otherwise I'll tell your father that you purposefully ruined your date and scared the shit out of the guy so, that you don't get married."

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