A S H T O N
"is there a step six?"
"no, this thing doesn't go past five."
"then why did you call it 101 ways?"
"uh I dunno, it sounded cool."
"you're an idiot, luke."
"yeah, so I've been told."
I laughed, shaking my head. "can you help me plan this date? i'm super nervous."
"yes I can! i'll ask alex for help, too. she probably knows a lot about dani," luke smiled.
"just make sure she doesn't get killed slash kill anyone," I sighed. dani's told me about her friends. alex doesn't seem like a very safe person to be around. i'm not saying she's a serial killer or anything, she's just clumsy.
"she won't kill anyone, and i'll make sure she doesn't kill herself," luke confirmed. I nodded my head. hopefully this goes well.
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L U K E
lukeee: I NEED YOUR HELP
alex!!: how should I take this
lukeee: stop thinking dirty
alex!!: i'm sorry
lukeee: anyways
lukeee: ash asked me to help him w/ planning his date w/ dani
alex!!: and...
lukeee: help me plan it?
alex!!: do you honestly trust me
lukeee: not really
lukeee: but you know a lot about dani
alex!!: tru
lukeee: so youll help?
alex!!: I guess *sighs*
lukeee: great well it's tonight so lets start setting this up
lukeee: pick you up in 10
alex!!: wtf man you cant do this I don't have pants on
lukeee: neither do I
lukeee: but put some on bc Im walking out the door
alex!!: without pants?
lukeee: no I put some on duh
alex!!: oh
alex!!: youre lucky I like you
lukeee: yes I am very lucky
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"why are we at target?" alex asked, climbing out of the car.
"because we're here to get food," I informed, grabbing her hand and lacing our fingers together.
please don't faint. please don't faint.
"for us or for dashton?" okay she didn't faint.
"did you just call them dashton?"
"it takes too much effort to say both their names."
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"okay this is going to be like a hundred bucks, ashton better pay me back," I groaned.
"i can pay half," alex shrugged, leaning on the cart.
"uh no, you're just here to tell me what to get and what not to," I scoffed, laughing.
"well."
"did you find everything okay?"
"yes."
"whoa, you work at target?"
Michael groaned. "yes I do."
"who needs alex from target when you got Michael from target?" alex said, laughing.
"true."
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ahahaahaahhahaha what was this
next chapter will be their date
Michael from target is my spirit animal
-yo girl bailey
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101 ways to get the girl || afi ,, au
Fanfiction"101 ways to get the girl? seriously luke?" "yes." "okay, step one...really? make sure she knows you exist. great advice."
