Random Stuff :P

that NOT LOGIC

So one day I was just being plain out stupid and blurting out random crap

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Random dude: there is ppl flying

Me: people can't fly

that NOT LOGIC

Person 1: well, smarty...

Person 2: ITS MAGIC

MAGIC IS VERY LOGICAL

Me: wait, magic is real!?

HA I KNEW IT

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG-

Wait does this mean I can make my crush real now

Person 2: yes

Me: YUS

I SHALL LOVE HIM FOREVER

Another random dude: yeah... Good luck with that

Me: thanks

I'll keep him locked in my closet

Me: :)

*leaves room*

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Idek I don't even know

This whole conversation sounds creepy and wrong to me

and what part of my mind did the "I'll lock him in my closet" part even come from!?

Like literally WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME

DOCTOR GET YO BUTT OVER HERE AND FIX MAH MIND