High on Poptarts

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Me: *noms on Poptart* hey u toasted this in a toaster, right?

Cousin: yeah...

Me: you know Purple Guy likes toast. And toasters, for that matter.

Cousin: *chuckles*

Mom: I think your a little crazy this morning.

Me: I THINK IM HIGH *head flops over* *giggles creepily*

Mom: OMG don't say that!!!!1!!!

Me: geez I was just jokin'...

Mom: ....
So what'd ya get high on? Poptarts?

Me: yes. IT'S NOT MY FAULT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO GAVE ME A TOASTED POPTART *points at cousin*

-Hours later-

Me: *walks up to cousin* hi

Cousin: you still high on poptarts?

Me: yes *creepy giggle*

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