From Mozzarella: Today marks our three weeks of being friends !!
To Mozzarella: oh
To Mozzarella: really ?
From Mozzarella: I was expecting a little bit more enthusiasm and maybe confetti and a big 'Happy anniversary' sign but ok. I'll pretend I'm not hurt
To Mozzarella: idc
From Mozzarella: :c
From Mozzarella: Why are you so mean to me?
To Mozzarella: im jk
From Mozzarella: Your name on my contacts is 'The gorgeous, pretty, beautiful'
From Mozzarella: Be nice to me
To Mozzarella: isn't that a bit too long?
To Mozzarella: why do you even call me that?
From Mozzarella: Because I speak the truth
From Mozzarella: Are you from Tennessee?
To Mozzarella: uhhh
From Mozzarella: 'cause you're the only ten I see
From Mozzarella: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
To Mozzarella: You
To Mozzarella: Are
To Mozzarella: So
To Mozzarella: Cheesy
To Mozzarella: this is why ur name in my contacts is 'Mozzarella'
From Mozzarella: Are u tired?
To Mozzarella: not really
From Mozzarella: Because you've been running in my mind all day
To Mozzarella: Yup im done. out. nope. bye. where can I sign off bc I didn't ask for this. this wasn't written in the terms and conditions, nope
From Mozzarella: Shh, child. You love it
To Mozzarella: yes, of course
From Mozzarella: Am I in heaven? Because I think I'm seeing an angel
From Mozzarella: Well I'm talking to an angel
From Mozzarella: Do you think they have 3G in heaven?
To Mozzarella: im friends with a dork
From Mozzarella: Imagine being able to text god omg
To Mozzarella: stop. please
From Mozzarella: What would you tell him anyway?
To Mozzarella: complete dork
From Mozzarella: 'Yo, god. tysm for not like, sending me to hell lol. hmu on those angels doe'
To Mozzarella: you think you're so funny
From Mozzarella: I am :)
From Mozzarella: My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
To Mozzarella: :O
To Mozzarella: HARRY
From Mozzarella: I'm an interior designer, can I decorate your interior?
From Mozzarella: Nice ass, what time does it open?
To Mozzarella: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SWEET INNOCENT FLOWER CROWN HARRY I KNOW
From Mozzarella: Not so innocent, I guess
From Mozzarella: Call me meat and put me between your buns
To Mozzarella: SO
To Mozzarella: VULGAR
To Mozzarella: !!
To Mozzarella: never knew this side of you existed. i am shocked
From Mozzarella: There are lots of things you don't know about me, Lou-Lou
To Mozzarella: like what?
From Mozzarella: Like how I have a pic of you I got from fb and sometimes, I pretend I'm dating it and kiss it goodnight
To Mozzarella: wat
From Mozzarella: I kid, I kid
From Mozzarella: Maybe
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A/N:
I was having writers block and kept on staring at the blank page. Then this happened.
Aren't they adorable, though?
YOU ARE READING
café » l.s ✔
Fanfictionone where louis has an eating disorder and works at a café. he meets the baker with the big heart, and horrible flirting skills who just wants to know what's wrong with him.
