It was like any other day at Beacon, the students were eating food when some portal open and a blonde haired man and monster with the lower half of a man and upper half of a bull tumbled out. All the students jumped back at the sight of the man and monster. The man wore a strange piece of pale armor of his right forearm and the back of his hand. The man quickly picked up his sword and charged at the bullheaded man. The bullheaded man tried to grab the blonde but he cut off the bullheaded man's arm, blood covering his blade.
The bullheaded man let out a moo of pain, the Blonde then swiped at the bullheaded man's left leg causing the bullheaded man to fall over bleeding. The man set his black combat boot on the bullheaded man's throat and slowly applied force. The blonde smiled in sadistic pleasure as he watch the bullheaded man weakly try to stop him. And then there was a snap as the light of life fade from the bullheaded man's eyes.
Soon a middle age woman with light blonde hair came in. The woman pulled out a thin black riding crop. "Who are you?" Glynda Goodwitch asked in a stern tone. "Huh?" The blonde man asked and then looked around and saw that he wasn't with his party. "What. THE. FUCK!?!?" The blonde man yelled. "Please refrain from using that foul language on the school's premise." Glynda ordered. "One moment you are fighting a bunch of Minotaurs next you are in some school, great work Jaune." The blonde man complained. He started to look around, ignored Glynda's questions. Then a chime could be heard and Jaune put his hand over the eyepatch that covered his left eye. "Mr.Arc, are you alright?" Glynda Goodwitch asked, Jaune froze at the name that she gave him. As he lowered his hand from his eyepatch.
"If you ever, ever call me that again, I will hang you with your own intestines." Jaune promised with a murderous gleam in his right eye. "Please refrain from threatening me?" Glynda asked with a stern tone. "Who are you to order me?" Jaune asked as he got into a fighting stance. "Glynda Goodwitch." Glynda responded which Jaune seems to deflate. "You work for the old bastard don't you." Jaune sighed. "If you mean Ozpin then yes and please be respectful towards him." Glynda responded with a slight bit of aggression. "Respectful? That bastard is the reason I am stuck leading a team!" Jaune bared his teeth as he sliced a turkey in half with anger.
Jaune started to breathe to get himself under control. Soon a black mist with black and red rose petals snaked towards Jaune. Then exploded to show a girl with black hair with red tips, wearing a tattered red cloak and red lensed goggles. "Jaune, I can't find Weiss, Yang, or Blake." The red haired girl worried. "Ruby, you useless lesbian, calm down." Jaune Clock ordered. "I think we are in an Alternate Universe." Jaune explained.
"I hate the fact that isn't strangest thing I experienced." Ruby replied. "May I ask what is going on?" Glynda asked.
Suddenly a white haired man walked in except he spun his cane with his fingers and he had armored boots and a scar on his right cheek. "Simple, I manage to teleport us away from our reality as our Beacon was getting destroyed. Should be repaired when we do return tho." The white haired man explained.
"Hello you old Bastard." Jaune replied with utter hatred. Jaune then charged at F.Ozpin and brought his sword down, which F.Ozpin dodged easily. "Mr.Clock, you need me to get home, don't you?" F.Ozpin commented, which got an agitated groan from Jaune. "Fine, I guess I will also fulfill the role you all so stupidly gave me." Jaune replied as he sheathed his sword.
Soon the students filed back into the cafeteria and Jaune and Ruby Sat with team RWBY and JNPR as Ozpin met with this world's counterpart. "So what is life like for you?" Ruby asked her other self excitedly. "It's good, we can legally drink, marry, and have children." The other Ruby replied. (The other Ruby will be referred as Ruby Torch-Rose or C.Ruby.) "Wait really?" Weiss asked in surprised. "Wait where did your Jaune go." Pyrrha asked.
They all then heard Cardin's laugh as he pulled Velvet's bunny ears. Cardin suddenly drew his hand back as Jaune's blade landed into the table. "Rule number 2, always be on guard." Jaune stated as he glared at Cardin with his right eye. Jaune pulled his sword out and sheathed it. "Do you know who I am?" Cardin asked as he stood up and looked down at Jaune trying to intimidate him. Pyrrha was about to stand up but C.Ruby stopped her.
Jaune punched Cardin in the gut causing Cardin to crumple to the ground and throw up. "Didn't I just tell you to keep your guard up, if I was a monster you would be dead." Jaune explained as he walked back to the table he sat at. Both team RWBY and JNPR stared at Jaune in disbelief. (I shall refer to Jaune as Jaune Clock or M.Jaune for less confusion).
"What?" M.Jaune asked. "You took Cardin down in one punch!" Jaune yelled. "He should've kept his guard up." Jaune Clock replied as he bit into a strawberry. M.Jaune quickly drew his sword and swung at C.Ruby, who dodged the strike. "I know Rule number 2 very well." C.Ruby said with a sense of pride. M.Jaune simply sheathed his sword.
"So what can you tell us about your team other me?" Ruby asked. C.Ruby opened her mouth but M.Jaune beat her to it. "Weiss is a demon, Blake's a cat Faunus, and Yang is a bitch." M.Jaune explained as he drank his milk while team RWBY and team JNPR looked at him in disbelief. "Well he's not exactly wrong, Weiss is literally a demonic general of her father's armada and Yang is a werewolf." C.Ruby clarified.
"But Werewolves and demons aren't real here." Ren explained. "Oh I promise you they are all real even vampires." C.Ruby explained as she open her mouth and point at her fangs. "Does that mean you're drinking?" Nora asked as she watch C.Ruby drink a red substance from a clear bag.
"Oh sorry... want some?" C.Ruby offered but all of them shake their heads. Then F.Ozpin approached in a jolly manner. "Jaune Clock, Ruby Torch-Rose would you both follow me?" He asked. C.Ruby let out a hum while M.Jaune groaned and stood up. Soon they enter a hallway of empty rooms. F.Ozpin spun his cane and touched the emerald on his cane to two door knobs. Soon two gold plates appeared above each door, one with "RWBY" etched on one and "JNPR" on the other. "I had everything in the exact same spot and everything, I even manage to teleport all of your 'trophies', Jaune." F.Ozpin explained.
Jaune entered the room and he scanned the room, there were two beds big enough to hold 3 people against the corner of the back wall. Just right of the door was a board of weapons, weapons he has mastered at using. There was two desks, one that has several burn marks that belonged to Nora, and one that had several gears, bars, chains, and pale yellow plates. There was a decent size Bathroom, and an extra room being used as a baby room.
Ruby walked into the room and saw an elevated platform with a metal bar right next to it, a bed underneath. A massive bed rest on the other side of the room, a bookshelf full of smut books lay at the foot of the bed. On either side of the door rests two desks. There was an extra room that was a gym
Ruby let out a sigh and changes into her pajamas, a black tank top that has the words "take bites" in red over her chest, black sweatpants, and finally her classic red cloak. She walks up the wall and to her elevated platform and wrap her cloak around herself as she slept. Jaune doesn't even bother laying in the bed which was too empty for his liking, he sat against one wall and doze off.
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Across dimensions.
FanfictionWhat would happen if an alternate versions of team RWBY, JNPR, The Staff of Beacon, and a few others, appeared through a portal? How would the world change.
