Aries: Stealing a life-size cut out of their celeb crush.
Taurus: Overdue library book.
Gemini: Stalking/trespassing.
Cancer: Stealing gift cards.
Leo: Assaulting someone with a stick of butter.
Virgo: Playing music too loudly.
Libra: Offering free flu shots at the strip club.
Scorpio: Having sex with a picnic table.
Sagittarius: 'Accidentally' shooting off someone's genitalia.
Capricorn: Giving people wedgies.
Aquarius: Inciting a riot.
Pisces: Letting their dog drive their car.
Scorpio you should be ashamed of your self! Lmao jk.
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