Aries: creepy as shit
Taurus: wears socks and sandals together
Gemini: moody asshole
Cancer: too fucking loud
Leo: is never serious
Virgo: cuts people in half
Libra: makes selfish decisions that were supposed to make people better but didn't
Scorpio: gigantic fucking bitch
Sagittarius: doesn't stand up for themselves ever
Capricorn: part of some weird underground cult
Aquarius: destroys things that are really important for no reason
Pisces: attacks someone for trying to save their life
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