Aries: Licks every inch of your hand, sprays you with windex that leaves.
Taurus: Too busy eating to kiss you
Gemini: One face is passionate, the other is checking Snapchat.
Cancer: Cries a huge pair of lips for you to get your freak on with.
Leo: Pressing their face to a computer screen, because no body would want to kiss them so they settle for anime boobee.
Virgo: See, it all depends on whether or not related to Ulysses S. Grant.
Libra: Shoves entire head into your mouth and inserts a finger in your lonely butthole.
Scorpio: GEORGE BUSH I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS!
Sagittarius: I'm making this post for notes kisses are gross.
Capricorn: I DON'T KNOW, HE DOESN'T RESPOND TO MY FUCKING TEXTS!
Aqaurius: Covers you head to toe in cream cheese and throws eggs at you.
Pisces: Reads you a thirty page monolouge on the cold war.
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